Chores Day

G: ATTENTION
L: uGh iTs 3:00 iN tHe mOrNiNg gRaCe
G: no its 5:00...
L: THATS THE EXACT SAME TIME
C: wHoS sCreAMiNg aTteNtIon?
A: tHe mIdGeT
K: hA
G: TODAY IS CHORE DAY.
O: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
G: ...TODAY IS CHORE DAY SO EVERYONE HAS A JOB.
L: DIBS GOING SHOPPING!!!
C: SAME
A: SA- BITCH
C: I WANT TO BUY ANIME DVDS AND STUFF...
L: im going to Aldi tho...they don-
A: WELL I WANT TO BUY BILLIE EILISH MAGAZINES
L: Aldi to get food-
A: IM GOING
C: NO I WANT ANIME
G: Rock paper scissors who's going
A,C: rock paper scissors shoot!
Chad pulled out a rock and smashed ambers hand.
A: BITCH
C: HAHA I WIN SHE PULLED SCISSORS!
A: hahaha my hands bleeding
G: aH bLoOd!
L: i go take a shower now...
G: so lily and chad go shopping, whos dusting?
K: me i will snort the dust up my bum :D
G: ...ok? Aaand amber you can vacuum.
A: heehee ok
G: and olly you polish.
O: uGh thats boring.
G: i dont care! Ill prepare all the food.
C: NO
L: HELL NO.
A: i thought you went to have a shower?
L: i forgot where the bathroom is.
A: reasonable
G: what? Why cant i cook?
O: because that isnt a chore you enjoy cooking...I MEAN FOR GOD SAKE YOUR COOKING NOW.
G: it seems ive made a cake.
L: CAKE
C: grap you are doing the washing
G: ughhhh i dont want to...
O: i dont care!
G: hey i said that...
O: i know
G: :( fine...haha i will make you regret this choice...
K: wat
G: oh um i said...i will make you regrate the juice?
C: BUT I ONLY GRATED IT YESTERDAY
G: ...
L: OMG
A: what?
L: i just remembered where the bathroom is. Bai

C: ok what do we need to buy?
L: eggs.
C: what...we already have 26?
L: we had 26. I made myself a big omelette.
C: you made an omelette out of 26 eggs... this is big brain time
L: we also need meat.
C: do we just need the weekly food things?
L: ....yes
C: ok lets go.
L: sure get in the van
C: oK

O: krys how you getting on
K: good...wait...*sniff sniff* DUST!
O: this... this is disturbing....
K: you think its nice really :D
O: ....tru. why did grace have to give the shittiest job?
K: idk i got the best :D SNOOOOOORRRRRTTTT

G: for god sake....WHY ARE ALL THE CLOTHS DIRTY? ARE YOU ROLLING AROUND IN DIRT.
She picked up a t-shirt, and immediately dropped it.
G: OH MY GOD THIS IS COVERED IN SHIT!!!! WHY?!

L: soooooo...
C: soooooo...
L: want to put on some music?
C: sure
L: wat music...
C: idk
L: i got a CD of shreksophone on loop for 10 hours.
C: HELL YES
Lily put the CD in the car, and shreksophone started playing.
L: this be some holy music.
C: indeed, i should know, im god.

Amber had been vacuuming everything in the house except the floor. At the same time she had been screaming billie eilish lyrics.
A: iSnT iT lOvEly, aLl aLonE? hEarT mAde oF gLaSs, mY mInD oF sTonE.
tEaR mE tO pIeCEs, sKiN tO bOne.
hElLo wElcOmE hOmE
Then she threw the vacuum at the tv.
A: shiiitt.

L: DUH, DUH DUH DUH
C: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
L: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
C: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
L: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DU- hang on my phones ringing.
L: yellow?
A: you need to buy a tv
L: a t-
Then amber hung up.
C: who was it?
L: amber. Apparently we need a new tv...
C: LETS BUY 5!
L: YES

SMASH
G: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
A: NOTHING
G: oh ok...now it is time to put my evil plan into action!
Grace had put all the clothes in the washing machine, then carefully placed a red sock.
G: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
A: Whos muhahahaing?
G: NO ONE
A: oh ok

L: chad you got one quid?
C: why
L: shopping trolly.
C: no...but ill get one.
Chad ran to the van, opened it, and searched all the drawers. There was no one pounds.
L: any luck?
C: no, but god you listen to some weird shit
L: ....
C: dont worry though, i have a pLaN
Chad ran to the nearesy car, got a hair grip out of his hair, and opened the car.
There was no pound.
C: TO THE NEXT CAR!
L: this is both pathetic and genius.