S3 Ep 5: Drunk, Punch, Love

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Jenni then pulls out another box going through it making sure nothing is missing when she starts crying. Nicole rushes over giving her a hug from behind as Jenni cried, "I don't deserve this. I didn't do anything to him. He kept doing it to me. I'm sorry." Jenni cries wiping her eyes before taking a deep breath. Nicole let's go of her hug as Jenni sniffs, "I'll be alright." Jenni turned around hugging Nicole.

{Nicole "Snooki": Jenni's a very strong person. And when I see Jenni crying and breaking down, it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find Tom and chop his nuts off.}

"I don't know how you can top that one. I think this is legit the worst breakup ever." Jenni chuckled taking a puff from her cigarette. Nicole nodded agree as Jenni continues, "Who does that? Like, I'm not even that spiteful. I-- I don't even know. I don't care about this house. I can't wait to get rid of it. My home is in f**kin' Jersey, in my little bed." "Your little nook." Nicole added. Jenni says, "Yeah, next to the bathroom."

Back in Seaside, Ryder make it to the house and knocks on the door. From inside Vinny asked, "Who the f**k is that? Who's knocking at the door?" He walked to it when Ryder let's herself in saying, "Hello?" "Hey, Ryder." Vinny greets her giving her a hug. He continues, "Nicole went somewhere with Jenni. I don't know when she's gonna be back." "Really?" Ryder asked. Vinny nodded before asking, "Did she know you were coming?" "Yep." Ryder answered as he took her back to Nicole's room for her to put her stuff down.

{Vinny: Ryder's here and it's a little weird, because, you know, I do have a little pass with Ryder. And Nicole's not around.}

Vi sees Ryder before glomping her in a hug exclaiming, "Oh, my god!! Ryder!" "Vi! I missed you!" Ryder exclaimed. They put her stuff on Nicole's bed before heading into the kitchen where everyone else was. "Did you meet the new girl?" Pauly asked. Ryder shook her head as Deena walks over saying, "Hi, I'm Deena." "Hi. How are you?" Ryder ask going to give her a hug. They pulled back as Dee says, "Good. I've heard everything about you."

{Vinny: Nicole gave me strict instructions. "Do not have sex with my best friend." So I don't really know what to do at this point.}

"So what's new, Ryder?" Vinny asked. Ryder answers, "Just turned 22." "Really? When?" "On Thursday." "Happy birthday. Bet you and Nicole will be celebrating." Vinny states as Ryder nods smiling. Deena says, "Well, you can hang out with me and Vi." "Oh, Yay!" Ryder exclaimed before the two girls went to get dressed.

{Nicole "Snooki": Tom has keys to the house. So me and Jenni decide to get her a new.... knob?}

Going back to Long Island Jenni and Nicole go and buy new door knobs and locks for the house. Jenni sighs, "Nothing like changing my locks on a beautiful day like this." They get back to Jenni's house and get to work starting with Nicole screwing the door knob off. Jenni opens the new one saying, "Pretty sure we're gonna need instructions on this." Nicole is starting to put on the new door knobs as Jenni read the instructions, "For top latch, rotate front latch 180 degrees. For bottom latch, grasp spring-- what does that mean?!" "I don't know." Nicole groaned as Jenni tries to put the knob in when she gasped, "Do we have to shave down the door?" "What do you mean?!" Nicole exclaimed.

{Jenni "Jwoww": Me and Nicole are trying to put on these locks. And it's just not working. Then I notice that they're not fitting in the door. We're mixing up the old locks with the new locks. We're like doing things backwards. We just don't know what the hell we're doing with these locks.}

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