Corrupted Love - Old

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(A/N art in this chapter does not belong to me. All credit goes to original artists/ owner.)

Screams...

Laughter...

Dust...

Blue sighed, 'Looks like we're on another genocide timeline'. Ignoring the the smell of dust, the shorter made his way to the place he was supposed to confront the human. 'Seriously Frisk, can't you give us a break. 66 genocide timelines in a row is a bit much. It gets boring after awhile, afterall' he mentally grumbled as the crisp clean snow crunched under his boots: the pure white becoming tainted.

Standing at the Snowdin-Waterfall boundary, he waited for them: blizzard raging around him. 'I swear, what's the point in all of this? Me having to repeat the same lines at the same place at the same time... I'm sick of it. Ink and Dream are so lucky. They dont have a proper AU so they arnt stuck in the cycle of resets. I can't remember the last time we all hung out due to these genocide runs... how long is the human gonna take? I wanna get this over with.'

Blue prepared himself as he saw the patronizing shadow of the human through the eternal blizzard infront of me.'finally. Wonder if Frisk's gonna kill me or spare me and then kill everyone else. Whatever it is, it'll still be boring. I should ask Ink and Dream if they want to go to the amusement park after a these runs. Now, time for these completely pointless lines.'

"HALT, HUMAN!" The shorter yelled energetically, his eyelights big and blue as he watched Frisk take a few steps closer.

"HEY, QUIT MOVING WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

He mentally cringed. 'Why are my lines so annoying. Man, I am literally causing ear rape to all those around me. Huh. Maybe I can ear rape the human into leaving.'

"I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY."

He smirked at his next line, quickly replacing it with the usual innocent and believing facade. This is by far, one of his favourites.

"FIRST, YOU'RE A FREAKING WEIRDO!" Blue exclaimed boldly.

"NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT LIKE PUZZLES BUT THE WAY YOU SHAMBLE AROUND FROM PLACE TO PLACE, THE WAY YOUR HANDS ARE ALWAYS COVERED IN DUSTY POWDER. IT FEELS... LIKE YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH." He said with practiced concern.

'And now for the all time favourite.' Blue mentally groaned.

"HOWEVER! I, SANS, SEE GREAT POTENTIAL IN YOU! EVERYONE CAN BE A GREAT PERSON IF THEY TRY! AND ME, I HARDLY HAVE TO TRY AT ALL!!!" He pumped the air triumphantly before laughing his signature laugh.

"MWEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH !!!"

From the corner of his eye, Blue could seethe human take a few more steps towards him: snow turning grey with dust under them.

"HEY, QUIT MOVING! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! HUMAN! I THINK YOU ARE IN NEED OF GUIDANCE! SOMEONE NEEDS TO KEEP YOU ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW! BUT WORRY NOT, I SANS...WILL GLADLY BE YOUR FREIND AND TUTOR! I WILL TURN YOUR LIFE RIGHT AROUND!!!"

As he expected, Frisk took more steps towards him. 'Now for me to be captain obvious.' He thought sarcastically with a slight bitter tone.

"I SEE YOU ARE APPROACHING "

'And for the prize giver-'

"ARE YOU OFFERING A HUG OF ACCEPTANCE?"

"WOWIE!! MY LESSONS ARE ALREADY WORKING!! I SANS, WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!

Blue almost cringed as the all too familiar black and white screen appeared before him.

*Sans is sparing you

He watched expectantly and silently as Frisk pressed the mercy button.

'Guess it's a 'Spare me and kill everyone else run.' So the ear rape will continue' he mentally shrugged almost letting his award winning show slip.

Frisk violently slapped the spare button. 'And now for some Oskar winning acting-'

"WOWIE!! YOU DID IT!!!" Blue excaimed: pure joy on his face as his eyelights shone a bright blue.

"YOU DIDN'T DO A VIOLENCE!!!" He mentally laughed, inner voice lased with sarcasm: 'Cause I clearly no speakz engrish'

"TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID...BUT YOUR ALREADY BECOMING A GREAT PERSON!"
He put on his infamous, million dollar smile.

"I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!!!
...WAIT, WASN'T I SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE YOU...?
WELL, FORGET IT!
I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN BE. "

"SO LET'S LET BYBONES BE BYBONES"
He mentally cringed at the pun, having heard it so often

"I'LL EVEN TELL YOU HOW TO LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND! JUST KEEP GOING EAST"
'Till you fall into some lava and die and never return.' He silently cursed, facade never dropping.

"EVENTUALLY YOU'LL REACH THE QUEEN'S CASTLE. THEN YOU CAN LEAVE! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU..."

"TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET... THE QUEEN. THE QUEEN OF ALL MONSTERS
SHE IS...
...WELL...
SHE'S A BIG FLUFFY PUSHOVER!!!"
'and could possibly try to murder you.' He added on, mentally snickering.

"EVERYBODY LOVES HER. I AM CIRTAIN IF YOU JUST SAY...
EXCUSE ME, MS. DREEMURR CAN I PLEASE GO HOME?
SHE'LL GUIDE YOU RIGHT TO THE BARRIER HERSELF!
ANYWAY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!!
I'LL BE AT HOME BEING A COOL FREIND!!!
FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!"
'Please don't' he thought, not wanting to have to deal with Frisk any longer than his coding allowed his too.

"MWEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!"

Using his magic, Blue flew over Frisk: cape flying in the wind as he headed home.