Hola personitas bienvenidas a jacklandia un lugar mágico y lleno de felicidad
Hoy empresas jack y cami for ever presentan:
Frases de Richie según tu signo
-las voy a poner en inglés ok
Aries: I know what I'm doing for my summer experience essay (o esta) yeah, and i think the Rabbi's gioona pull down your pants. Turn to the Crowd and say: "Where's the beef?"
Tauro: Go blow your dad, hoy mullet wearing asshole!( o esta)
Y'know the Barrens aren't that bad, Who doesn't love splashing around in shitty water? (o esta) I told you, I fucking told you, I don't wanna die, it's your fault, you punched me in the face, you made me walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house! And now I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown, welcom yo the loser club asshole!
Gemenis: look at this motherfunker! He's leaking Hamburger Helper! (O esta) ROCK WAR!
Cáncer: it's better than inside of
your mother (o esta) Do you want one from me too Mrs. K?
Leo: She hot? ( o esta) hey, these your birth control pills
Virgo: Now, pip pip and tally-ho my good fellows, i do believe this chap requires our utmost attention, Get in there Dr. K, c'mon fix him up
Libra: How do you think Betty fells. Running around these tunnels with only one friggin' shoe?
Escorpio: More like who'd she do. For what i hear the list is longer than my wang (o esta) Wait, can only virgins see this stuff?
Sagitario:
Eddie: Why don't you shut the fuck up, Einstein, because i know what i'm doing and i don't want you doing the British guy with me right now
Tu: suck the wound! Get in there
Capricornio: What the fuck!?
Holy shit, we just got shown up by a girl
Acuario: News flash ben, schools out for summer!
(o también esta) Not every fucking plant is possion ivy!
Piscis: Do you use the same bathroom as you mother?
Eddie: sometimes, yeah
Tu: Then you probably hace crabs
(O también estas otras dos)
• Doesn't smell like caca to me, señor
• It's probably just your breath wafting back into face
Eso es todo personitas hermosas
Arioss
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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