Wisdom

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Midoriya Izuku has added Bakugo, Kirishima, Todoroki, Iida, and eight others into the group chat.

Midoriya: Uhh la verga

Todoroki: la whom now

Iida: I feel this is a good idea! We can discuss important things such as assignments and rules!

Kirishima:

Midoriya has changed his name to Deku

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Midoriya has changed his name to Deku

Deku: Why did I make this again ?

Bakugou: Because you're a dumb shit

Deku: Shut the up

Uravity:

Todoroki: ight imma head out

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Todoroki: ight imma head out

Deku: No please

Todoroki: ight

Deku: I made this so we can goof around and chat but likeee I know shit is gonna go down in here so

Kirishima: DAMN SON ALL THESE BITCHES WANT SOME

Kaminari: HEY FREDDY CAN I UM??

Sero: NO BITCH YOU FUCKING DUMB

Deku: Omfgff I got a tiktok y'all ahah I'm so funny

Bakugou: You ain't funny

Deku: I ain't having none of ur shit get outta my house

Bakugou: IM NOT IN YOUR HOUSE

Deku: CÁLLATE GUEY

Momo: Wait what did he just say?

Bakugou: Stop I don't speak Mexican

Deku: I outta fuck u up for saying that shit

Sero: OOOOH he getting bold !

Bakugou: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?

Deku: I SAID you a HOE

Uravity: I'm gonna fucking piss myself

Deku: Ooga booga u stupid Kacchan

Todoroki: oh hell nah

Deku: Kacchan is gay part two: electric boogaloo

Kirishima: WHEN DID YOU GET SO BOLD? Is irl midoriya and texting midoriya completely different people or sum?

Iida: You guys are kind of forgetting that Midoriya got his wisdom teeth pulled out

Bakugou: Oh shit yeah

Deku: I outta uhhhh stab u with my uhhh tooth

Sero: YOU KEPT THE TOOTH THEy RIPPED OUT?!

Deku: My d ad said to keep it so I can sell it to the cartel

Bakugou: I'm pretty sure he was joking

Deku: pinche chismoso

Jiro: What he say

Bakugou: Idk to be honest

Uravity: wait so he's Mexican?

Deku: I'm half bean half rice

Bakugou: I know his nickname that his dad calls him Ahaha

Kaminari: TELL

Deku: HOL UP

Bakugou: Flaco

Bakugou: I also know his middle name is Dante ahhaha

Deku: jsjsjnsns

Jiro: What does Flaco mean?

Deku: It means that someone is skinny

Deku: My dad calls me gordo now so it doesn't matter ksksksk

Iida: Well what does that mean?

Deku: Big, chunky, fat etc etc

Sero: You're not fat!

Deku: I mean it's not insulting, being called fat isn't a bad thing

Deku: Like okay? By calling me fat ur just stating facts like I'm aware. It's just my body type, nothing wrong with that

Sero: You're so wise omg

Froggy: y'all there is a party who down to come?

Deku: ME

Bakugou: Not you bitch go rest

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Soo I have yet to choose a ship yet but I do know Kaminari and Kirishima with be together

Along with Momo and Jiro sooo

Enjoy!

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