Ranty McRanterson's Rants

Dolls AU rant

The H.I.B are called to Hermit land by an anonymous caller. When the H.I.B get there, behind demise they find is a red beacon.

When Scar touches it, the beacon releases a virus that spreads rapidly through the server even traveling fast enough to reach the main island in a matter of minutes. It knocks all the hermits out. (Except TFC. Cleo is human since demise has started, so she is effected)

- When everyone wakes up, they've all turned into dolls. Naturally, Xizuma calls a server-wide meeting to discuss what the just happened.

- Not everyone is the same type of doll. Some Hermits are made out of porcelain, wood, some are even rag dolls!

- The doll hermits don't have organs anymore, so no hunger.

- With the exception of rag doll hermits, most don't have a wide range of motion. But, they can manually put in joints.

- Most Hermits already have tears or cracks since they were knocked out either while flying or while they were on top of something tall and fell off.

- No pain is felt with any injuries

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Porcelain Hermits (PH)
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- The only real way to kill a PH is to completely shatter it to bits.

- Any cracks or broken limbs can be fixed with epoxy glue, light sanding and buff if the hermit wants to conceal the damage.

- If all pieces cannot be found, full repairs can't be made.

- Eyes are more doll like, realistic but off-putting.

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Rag Doll Hermits (RDH)
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- Any and all insides have been turned into stuffing.

- RDHs can die if there is little to no stuffing inside the doll.

- Wear and tear can be repaired with stitches.

- Instead of eyes, RDHs have buttons

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Puppet/Wood Hermits (PH)
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- Fire is especially bad since burning lasts longer.

- There are two types of PH, the first being of smoother wood skin like a puppet. The second is the more tree bark rough with tiny branches poking outwards.

- Eyes are basically holes which items can be stored in, like a backpack.

(A/N)

Where did this mysterious beacon come from?

Who is the anonymous caller?

But the real question is.....

Which doll has the advantage in dimise?

I'm thinking it's the Rag........doll-hermit-thing?

What do you even call these things?

Anyway, see you next time!

-Rice