Choni Oneshots (NOT MINE)

LUST

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Cheryl and Toni couldn't agree more that they should bring sex toys into their sex life. They had looked online and researched about what toy would be right for them, which lead to a discussion about toys the couple may have used in the past.

They were sitting together on the mattress in the middle of the trailers kitchen floor, confessing embarrassing stories from their younger, hormone-driven past masturbating techniques. Toni was blushing and stuffing a pillow over her face trying to avoid confessing to the redhead her deepest secrets, Cheryl was over the moon happy embarrassing Toni, insisting on hearing the stories.

"Come on TT tell me what you used to get yourself off with, pretty please."

Toni couldn't resist the redhead all she had to do was bat her eyelashes and pout at her "promise me you won't laugh or make fun of me"

Cheryl laughed at that "Of course not whatever it is I guarantee I probably have a story that is 100x worse." The redhead grabbed Toni's hands and pulled the brunette closer, so she was practically sitting her lap.

Toni sighed "Well I was desperate, I had a crazy sex drive and my hands were just doing it for me no matter how hard I tried" Cheryl nodded and encouraged her to keep going "Sweetpea bless his soul had just bought an electric shaver, mind you all he had was peach fluff but he was so happy and I had read online that if you can take the top of the shaver there is a little vibrating nub thing"

Cheryl couldn't help but laughing, Toni swats her arm and has the cutest grumpy face "Did you steal his brand-new shaver to get off with it as a vibrator?" The redhead had the biggest grin on her face waiting for the brunette to answer.

Toni couldn't meet Cheryl's eyes, nodding her head before diving face first into a mountain of pillows trying to hide her embarrassment. "Oh, that would not have gone down well, please Toni give me the details" Toni couldn't believe how much Cheryl is enjoying this.

Finally looking up from the pillows, Toni shook her head and continues "Well it didn't, I had it for a day maybe two before Sweets noticed he accused everyone but me, including Jughead who was a late bloomer. He and Fangs even through a couple punches about it, meanwhile I had it stuffed into my underwear draw pulling it out every night to take the edge off before bed."

Cheryl look at her with a grin on her face and stars in her eyes "I cannot believe that T" Toni rolling her eyes at the redhead "Alright Bombshell what's your story then?"

Cheryl with no shame looked Toni in the eyes and said, "I fucked myself with a hairbrush" this time it was Toni's turn to laugh, "Did you actually?"

Cheryl nodded her head "It was good, the handle was a thick enough and it had a rounded edge, so it didn't hurt if I was wet." Toni sat there looking at the redhead mouth hanging open wide "It was easy to hide, in plain sight, nobody suspected anything." Cheryl actually looked please with herself after the confession.

Which is how they ended up talking about strap-on's. They talked about what size, what length, what colour was an interesting topic and who would wear it. They talked about all the specifics, but they never got around to ordering one.

Until Cheryl Blossom had an incredibly hard day dealing with lawyers regarding her inheritance, Penelope was fighting her for it. In the end Cheryl won and got the hefty payday which is how she ended up on the bathroom floor while Toni was covering a late night shift at the White Wyrm drinking cheap vodka and searching through different types of strap-ons on Toni's laptop. She ended up forgetting about her search and passing out on Toni's bed before she got home.