The Story of My Life

Introduction

        Hey chics. My name is Carabo and I have 71 children, all their names are Steven. I have mental problems that force me to hate on gay rainbows, and, kill all their children by taking their insides out and then shoving it back down their throats. One of my daughters, Steven, killed her brother, Steven, by performing an exorcism. I was so proud of her that I gave her a birthday cake. I had a husband once. I also have a pool. And a chain with a rock. I kill people.

        My son Steven had a pet Llama but he had diabetes. so I killed him with an onion. So as you can see we're an extremely happy family. Oh, I put bombs in my children's dinner once and then strangely they died. :(

        I hope you enjoyed this introduction, I will soon tell you adventures I have had with people.