Poppy and Branch discover that there are but one of six different Troll tribes scattered over six different lands devoted to six different kinds of music: Funk, Country, Techno, Classical, Pop and Rock. A member of hard-rock royalty, Queen Barb, aid...
Guy Puts Tiny On A Rock. "Okay Son, Today, As Promised, Is Glitter Fart Training!"
"Mannn I Told Yo 45 Old Self I Ain't Wanna Do This Shitz" Tiny Pouts.
Guy Gasps. "45?! That's 24 To You Young Man!"
"Yet, You're Gaining Weight From All The Strawberry Cakes" Tiny Said.
"I Can't Help It! Its Delicious!" Guy Said.
"But You Said You'd Quit! 😖" Tiny Replied.
"I'll Quit Again!" Guy Said.
"NO YOU WON'T! We Can't Keep Doing This D A D" Tiny Glares.
Guy Sighs. "Cmon Son, Let's Not Make This Complicated"
"But I Don't Wanna Do This! Can We Go Back To The Thrift Shop? I Told Barb I'd Get Her A New Medallion" Tiny Smirks.
Guy Blinks. "We're Not Going Back There, Remember What Happend Last Week?"
~~~~~Last Week~~~~~
At The Forest Thrift Shop, Guy Went To The Register.
"Just The New Diapers For My Son" Guy Told The Employee.
"Okay! Total Is $16.67 Hugs!" The Employee Replies.
Guy Nods. "Okay, Tiny Pay The Nice Lady"
Tiny Wasn't There.
"Tiny?" Guy Looked Around.
Tiny Was Busy Rapping To The Costumers.
🎤 I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up My voice is frickin deeeeep🎤
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tiny Blinks. "You Gotta Be Honest Pops, I Rapped Straight Barsssss Like Ayeee"
Guy Shook His Head. "No Son, Now Lets Go Over The Process Of Letting Out The Fart Sparkles"
Tiny Groans. "Ugghhhh I Don't Wanna Do This! Can't You Get Another Glitter Troll Mentor?"
Guy Denies. "What No? I'm Your New Unscheduled Father! I'm Your Mentor To Be A Glamorous Glitter Troll! It's Not Like Someone Is Just Gonna Pop Up That's Way Cooler-"
Suddenly, From A Distance, A Beat Dropped.
Guy And Tiny Raise Their Eyebrows.
Then, A Shiny Glitter Car Started Making Its Way Towards Them.
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