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Once upon a time there was a girl named Juliet ....ops sorry wrong story but the story I'm going To tell you about Is similar . BOOM! Sorry that was just Astrid , she's bombing her ex boyfriends house right behind me ! Can you see her? That brunette running around like a headless chicken there? Yep that's her ! She's ......lets just say she had a ... Bad childhood . Anyway soon she'll be off to prison.
Hi I'm Jeffrey and I'm the head of WWPSWIIATSL witch stands for World wide police station witch is in a top secret location. We work at a place called momentum which is just of the coast of New Zealand! Whoops!! That was top secret information! No one is allowed to know that! Just forget I said that, umm...I said that...unicorns live in momentum! Yeah unicorns....! Anyway....my men are just handcuffing Astrid now!
Your probably wondering about Astrid's history of crime! No....your not...well I'll tell you bout her history anyway!
The list goes:
When she was three years old she stuffed knifes up her neighbours nose for fun,
When she was 5 she learned how to make a bow and arrow and shot her neighbour for being to quiet, he died the next day,
At seven her mum bought her a puppy when she wanted a snake, so she stuffed her dog, painted it green, then hung it on the clothesline by its tail,
At age 9 she hacked into NASA and stole a rocket,
At age 10 she advertised a ride to the moon for $100 and once everyone had bordered she filled the rocket with TNT then blew it up once it reached the moon,
When she was 13 she hid cactuses in her mums bed,
At 15 she she murdered 6 people for pushing her too far in yoga
And at 16 she bombed her ex-boyfriends house who was Mr Morena head of NASA.
Sorry I gotta go take Astrid to prison, see you there!
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