Imagine
You're sitting on the couch with your boyfriend alex.
"Babe, will you go get me some water?"
"Why? Are you thirsty?"
You laugh at Alex's immaturity.
"Yes, in a non sexual way."
Alex laughs and gets up to get you ice water. "So why do you call me babe anyway?"
You laugh. For a minute you think he is joking. "You're joking right?"
Alex looka at you. "No, why?"
"Because we're dating..." you state
Alex suddenly looks at you "WHAT?!"
"Oh my god no. You're my friend. I already have a boyfriend named Steve from Starbucks haven't I told you...?"
Wait. What the fuck? Boyfriend?
"Whoa. Hold up. You have a BOYfriend? You're gay?!"
You feel betrayed. "NO! IM A GIRL! OH MY GOD, YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK y/n! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!"
You almost pass out. What is going on? Is he, I mean she, I mean he joking?
"Wait. Alex, you're a-"
She cuts you off, "My name is ALEXA. Where have you been?"
You suddenly realize that this whole time, Alex has been a girl. You look at Alexa with sadness and despair, and a bit of a feeling of betrayal.
So pretty much anyone who likes Alex from Target is gay.
LIFE GOALS
-K
