The crack head guide to survival

Day one

"MORNING DWEEBS" ah what a good fucking morning I woke up about 3 hours ago to go get food for everyone so we could eat I walk over to where all my friends are and first go to sayaka and rip the covers of her "Ash what the hell its to early for this" yep that's us the crackheads sakaya jax Cristina monsuta Evelyn and my self ash before this apocalypse we where best buds but I lived far away from everyone so life was quite boring but when the apocalypse happened I managed to get in touch and we met in Colchester after that we decided to never leave each other we fight together trying to live "Ash what did u get?" And that's jax food hungry all the time " not much almost all stores are empty just a few cans of beans and hotdogs killed a chicken stole the farmers eggs to so that's all just enough for us go wake the others and I'll start cooking the food"
He just nodded and ran into the bedroom with everyone else in to wake them up we are more of a night owl group but you need to move in the early light to get somewhere better by night fall " Ash want some help?" Sayaka my girlfriend such a sweet little kid and second in command she's really good at making food I'm good but women have an amazing touch with food our group is what people would call the losers or creeps we are just different " morning Ash Sayaka and Jax what smells good?" Monsuta the smallest kid but one of the smartest even tho he won't admit it "egg each beans and hotdogs the chicken is for the pets that okay?"
We have quite a few pets 2 cats 1 dog 1 peregrine falcon 2 owls 1 crow and 1 wolf so 8 in total and most of the time they will feed themselves but I think it's kind to bring them food "is everyone awake food is almost ready jax please say you woke everyone up" and again he just nods and comes sit by the trashed table it's a hit and miss with places we camp out this is our 5th camp out place and it's been the best so far and it's the only place with a working cooker and shower but we need to leave today or we'll be zombie dinner and that ain't on my list of things to do ever these zombies move at a moderate place but to keep ahead we need to move in raw day light that's when their are the their slowest easy to out run

( got a little of writers block be back soon )