Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
(Because her students were bright!)
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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
(She couldn't control her pupils!)
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
(In the piano!)
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What did the tree say to the math teacher?
(Gee, I'm a tree!)
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What did the pen say to the pencil?
(What's your point?!)
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How do you get straight A's?
(Use a ruler!)
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Why did the kid study in the airplane?
(He wanted a higher education!)
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What did you learn in school today?
(Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!)
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What's the king of the classroom?
(The ruler!)
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
(Bookworms!)
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Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
(It always went back four seconds!) What vegetables do librarians like?
(Quiet peas!)
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What subject in school is easy for a witch?
(Spell-ing!)
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
(It had a byte!)
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What is snake's favorite subject?
(Hiss-tory!)
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What is a pirate's favorite subject?
(Arrrrrrt!)
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What do you call a pirate that skips class?
(Captain Hooky!)
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!)
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What grades did the pirate get in school?
(High C's!)
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