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angelique pov
hey, im angelique! i have a sister (twin?) called aubrielle, who claims she speaks to dead people 💀 lmao shes fucking weird. once i heard her say "beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice"... the fuck is a beetlejuice?

anyways, ill tell you a bit about myself. so i have brown hair brown eyes blah blah... im basically a soft girl lmao. im adorable 😍 which basically explains why im the most popular girl at school lmao all the boys want me. boys are doooogs and they're soo annoying.

so while i was walking to school, i saw aubrielle running to me yelling "hey!!" gosh shes loud 😳

"what?" i asked her

"why so mad" aubrielle said in a sharp tone

"i dont wanna be seen with someone who talks to fucking dead people" says aubrielle

"she does not!" yells a weird raspy voice

"the fuck was that?!" i yelled at aubrielle

"uh- sorry my phone was on.. i was watching videos lmao.." she says. suure... maybe this weirdo does talk to dead people.

"okay whatever. can you just distance yourself from me? we're almost at school." i say, annoyed.

"dear god, ang." she says, also annoyed.

"don't call me ang!" i yell at her. gosh i hate when she calls me that.

"fine. bye, see ya tonight." she says, walking slower behind me.

clearly i fucking hate my sister. she's so dark and gloomy, she cant be seen around me. im too soft for that satanic shit.

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— time lapse to after school —

aubrielle pov
"why does ang hate me so much, beebleboose?" aubrielle says

"how should i know?" he says with his raspy voice. beetlejuice is a demon i met when i moved in my new house with my sister ang. hes pretty cool and fun lol... unless you say his name three times-

"is it how i look?" i say with a sad tone. probably it is, i mean in fucking ugly and she's really pretty. or maybe she found out im a homo? im pretty sure shes homophobic. wait- how can someone be scared of homos? what the fu-

"aubrielle you're thinking too much" says beetlejuice.

"wait how do you know?!" i shot up from my bed.

"one, you stopped talking. two, im a fucking demon, i can read minds i guess" beetlejuice says

"oh-" i say, being cut off my a loud shriek. "shit. that's ang."

i went down the stairs and looked at angelique who looked like she cried her eyes out. her mascara was leaking all over her wet face and her eyes were red.

"you, angelique, you okay?" i asked her, concerned.

"what do you think, you pig?" she yelled at me, pushing me and running upstairs and slamming her door.

"i- i think she's not okay." i say, obviously joking.

"no shit sherlock" beetlejuice replies.

I CANT BELIEVE I PUBLISHED THIS BAHAHAH

should i continue this broskis