part one

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1. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

2. I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

3. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

4. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

5. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

6. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

7. As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!

8. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

9. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

10. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

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