WAIT A MINUTE. I READ THIS BOOK. WHY DO PEOPLE READ THIS IM DEAD.
Like my first few entries had me dead. I like the style of them. Lol. With all the reaction photos and shit. Like there was actual tea or sumn.but I do have tea for yall this time.
So we have established that I'm a little band nerd. So I'll m in the band this year too. So we got a bunch of new kids and I'm gonna use real names cause idgaf. So there is this dude named keon he came from this school called southwest DeKalb. So everyone just decided to call him southwest dekalb... cause we literally didn't know his name.
And keon got all mad cause we called him that right. But lemme tell you sumn. He has a big fat crush on me. But as we all know I have a boyfriend. So keon stinks too. So I was just chillin with my friends and he like to come up to me and hug me and shit. He smells so bad. And I'm too anxious to be like "can you not please sir."
^literally my face when he hugs me. I'm pretty sure he cums in pants everytime he hugged me. I was disgusted right. So my friends would help me avoid him so I won't get hugged right. But then he gonna tell my bestfriend Lahquel that I'm fine asf. cause he was going through lahquels phone and I take pics on his phone all the time.
I mean thanks but no thanks you know. Like I dont like you at all please dont talk about me to my bestfriend. I told Shawn (my boyfriend) of course and he legit wanted to fight keon cause he was making me uncomfortable. Especially cause I'm pretty sure he sees my discomfort. ( btw listen to when I made you cry by Patrick stump. It's so good.) Anyways, I told shawn to control himself cause it's really not that deep. Until he told Lahquel and my friend bridges to put him on with me which is fucking weird.
That's when Shawn almost lost it tbh. Especially cause, how did he not know that me and shawn have been going out. Literally for 2 months tf. Like he should've known when Shawn and I were in the band room doing some freaky shit. I was legit sitting on Shawn's lap and he gonna walk in and say " woah what's going on in here?" And shawn said "oh yeah this my gal.". I guessed he blocked out shawn saying that. Cause he gonna bring his big bodied ass into the practice room and sit down and talk to us like we weren't doing anything. Like wtf s'cuse me sir cant you see that shawn and I were trying to have alone time.
It was the most stupid thing I've ever seen. Anyways I told Shawn about how I was so uncomfortable around him. Like he literally catcalled me. Which is so disgusting. EWWWWW. So shawn went up to him before practice and was like " stop touching my girl." In his deep ass voice I was yes DADDY. FUCK HIM UP. but I was just standing there like oop. But anyways yeah. Also there is more tea.... but that will be next chapter. Bye boogers.
Mwuah
-jay. They/them btw.
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A Slice Of Life Of Jay 価ゥンヘ液かA
Non-FictionBasically a public diary Updates every friday!