it was a hot sunny day in England. Peppa pig was walking on the streets in her leather boots, sparkly purple dress, and orange hat. Peppa pig sat down on a bench when he saw a Ferarri LaFerarri F150 limited production hybrid sports car Aperta with 1 electric motor and KERS with a 7 speed dual-clutch automated manual with a 4,702 mm length parked right outside the strip club Peppa works in.
Peppa rushed inside the strip club and there she found George Harrison. the moment Peppa saw George, her manager grabbed her and dragged her to George. Peppa thought "I'm finally going to college after this."
When George saw Peppa, he then kissed Peppa's honey coated hand and said "how do you do? M'lady?"
The moment George kissed Peppa, Peppa ran to her dressing room and grabbed her bag. inside her bag contained
-drugs
-a wig
-her very own vibrator
-extra panties just in case her client is naughty😳
-literally an extra vibrator (girl i-)Peppa hopped inside George's Ferarri LaFerarri and there George slapped Peppa's thigh. Peppa then blushed and said "ur such a cutie!" George then laughed and suddenly, he remembered the time he was still fucking his ex wife Pattie. Pattie and George would roleplay as Teacher and Student on the bed and Pattie would seduce George saying "ur such a cutie!"
George ignored his thoughts so he drifted to Friar Park. man's literally tokyo drifted on the way there.
George and Peppa headed straight for the master bedroom and there they fucked. George crunched all of Peppa Pig's 6 nipples and literally stuck a fucking carrot inside her. George came inside Peppa.
The next morning, George awoke to no one beside him but a shit stain on his precious silk bed. Peppa had left and bruh she didnt even get paid. dumb bitch smh. anyways, when George took a shower he noticed white spots on his penis? is it stds? no. it's the african swine fever. Peppa has the african swine fever and George has the flu now. George cried in pain and went back to the strip club to sue Peppa.
George tokyo drifted the streets to the strip club and there he found Peppa Pig. George slapped Peppa Pig and said "you whore why didnt you tell me you were'nt clean? you fucking dumass you little shit you fucking shit on my silk bed and omg literally fucking gave me A FUCKING SWINE FLU" Peppa cried and apologized but it was too late. George later on got medication.
9 months later, Peppa rang George and gave him Amazing news.
their child.
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my baby daddy
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