Do you know what is the scariest thing after horror movies its called Examz. The difference is just that horror stories dont let you sleep at night , and exams gets you loads of sleep once you open your books. Trust me if a person suffering from insomnia is said to read our textbook he'd probably turn into sleeping beauty. Im that serious..these books just define the word "BORING" correctly.
Newayz lemme tell you about our little horror movie. Soo as you see our Girl Gang decided to just blow of the rules and bunk. And here we end up a week before examz with No knowledge of the existence of chapters , No idea of the notes and worst we didnt even have our textbooks.. Now tell me were are we suppose to learn from ?
We were royally screwed. I mean how can the educational board be soo cruel. Who goes to high school to study? Yeah! Yeah! I know only we dont. But still. We innocent, sweet children of god are punished like this! Karma is a bitch i tell u..!!
It was high time and we decided to get on the serious nod. Just to tell you the word "serious" kinda dosent exist in our dictionary. We all decided to hop up at Bugs place and have a group study time. Duh! Frankly we didnt study at all.
At Bugs house-
Sarrah: "Guyz dont you think we should go and buy our books you know our exams is just a week ahead"
Martha: "Ohh really! What a wonderfull idea it is. And thnx for informing"
Sarrah: "Ohh dont be, the pleasure is all mine..you see im born smart and talented. Just the right piece of velvet cheese cake"
That made us all laugh out. And yeah all four of us loved Velvet cheese cake. Thats like heaven on earth.
Bugs Mum : (keeping the snacks on the table) "Soo girls whats the deep discussion about?"
Bugs : "Ohh nothing mum we are just planning our strategies of hitting the score board "
Bugs Mom : "Ohh thats nice..work hard on your exam"
Me: "No aunt Bugs literally means hitting the board with the hammer!"
Bugs: "You know me right..soul sisters!"
And we four started laughing. Aunt seemed a bit confused on my comment.
Bugs Mom: "When is your exams starting from?"
Sarrah : "The comming Monday"
Bugs Mom: "Ohk and whats your first paper?"
Sarrah :"Damn guys we forgot to take our time table for the exam"
Me: "Damn Sarrah Good Morning we forgot to take our books for the year!"
Now aunty was going Red..like Hot boiling red.
Bugs Mom: "What are you guys thinking? How do you plan to study for your exams without your books?"
Bugs : "Chillax Mum we dont intent to study at all"
Opps she shouldnt have said that.
Bugs Mom : "Out! All of you OUT! Run down to the shop and buy your books and sit down to study or i call your parents right away!"
Holy Shits. Parents are one of the supporters for exams. Common we are your blood..and thats tourture..im going to the court right away!
We all left the house and started laughing our hearts out. Gosh how shamless could we be.
But yeah we did buy the text book. One amongst the four of us. Why to waste paper right? Actually our textbooks are a waste of trees. Poor trees! See thats why we are against exams. Ohh i know we are soo eco-friendly and awsome.
That week we met everyday to study. But thats not what we actually did. We did all possible thing except for studies. Believe it or no we must have taken about thousands of selfies that week with all sort of poses with our books. Lesson for the day 'books are better used as selfies than for studing. '
Finally Monday arrived.
Day1 - Paper1- History.
We entered the classroom and we were amazed to see that every one around us was as confused and tensed as we were. And every one was making cheating strategies with thier neighbours. The classroom was flooded with statements like -
'Keep your paper towards the left and write'
'Keep lookings at me'
'Thumbs up means Opt A and thumbs down means Opt B'
'If i cough means I dont know the answer'
"You better show me during the examination or elz i'll show you after that!'' woow that was rough
The people sitting around all the smarty pants of the class were happy that there was a hope for them to pass and all those around dumb asses were cursing the supervisor for giving them a wrong place.
Looking at everyone around i felt kinda relief..that "Yo todays gens i stand with you.. Its war time"
9:00 am.. And there you go..first question paper and its a holy 5 sheets of paper printed both the sides .... Are you INSANE!!!! How do you expect us to complete this in just 3 hours.
I looked around my class for inspiration..but who am i kidding ..every one had the same question mark as mine.. No knowledge of answer and no intrest to answer.
Tik tok..Three hours passed.. I swear i am not gonna do this exam stuff again..but some how i managed to complete my paper pretty well... Yo tap on my shoulder from my side.
Bugs ..Martha and Sarrah came out..all dancing and yelling 'yuppieee... We completed the first one'
All four of us stood in a circle with hands in hands and dancing 'yupiee one down'. After our excitment got down a bit we looked around only to find that all the students were giving us a blank and 'What are these people doing?" type of look. Well you see its not the first time that we made a pretty good scene in front of the entier college..soo we dont kinda care now..
After 5 dayz GOOD NEWS! We survived the trauma of THE EXAM. Finally i can breath. But frankly it wasnt that bad. Who says last minute studies are harm full.. For students like me one night before, studying proves to be our saviour.
Exam off! Party ON!
