🤡 Scandal among the Trunchballs 🌈

Twas Only The Beginning...

Miss Trunchball came home from a long day (as per usual) of abusing children and being a role model for all children who were like her growing up. She was a s t r o n k child and got bullied for her shape. It only made her (daddy) s t r o n k e r both emotionally and physically and one day as she was walking to school, she said,
"Frick it, brother! I'm going to be the kool aid man" she belted out. She later achieved her dream and simply put a whole in a brick wall with her sheer girth alone.

Anyhoo, when she got home she felt rather alone or sad and needed someone to show her how to be happy again, she didn't want to lead a boring meaningless life! She needed someone to love! Ever since her divorce from Thanos things have been rather dreary for her. She has felt no joy apart from when shes doing what she loves most, talking to Ms Guinness. It's a harmless friendship, and she couldn'tve thought it would become anymore than that. She opened up her 8ft high fridge and stared at awe at what was inside. It was absolutely filled to the brim with, p o t a t o e, beef and her favourite of all time

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She wondered how her magical 8ft fridge had been filled with sustenance as she had never been grocery shopping in her life and ate out of bins like a raccoon. She called herself 'The Mighty Trash Bandit!' as she declared this hobbie of hers a new form of veganism.

Miss Trunchball shrieked in shock as Ms Guinness peered out from the corner in her home. She did not care how she got in, she only cared why she was here. And so she asked. Ms Guinness replied with a seductive tongue pop and that was that. The world was in colour again, the flowers were blooming, birds were singing. Miss Trunchball was in love yet again. 

Her ex-husband Thanos, while he was a gentleman, he was screaming. Just constantly. Even through the marriage ceremony. She found it rather charming but eventually it got tiring having to read him books at night in an attempt to calm him. He was physically all she ever wanted in a man, he was purple, sexy, muscular and boy did he like gloves.

Eventually during their marriage, the two had conceived a child. How? They don't know. He just appeared. He stood germinating in the earth's soil for 100 years and rose one day in a burst of purple light and fairy dust. It was so beautiful it made hard lad Thanos tear up. He sprouted in a bush and when he was big enough to whack his head off the floor, they gently chopped the feet from his body to detach him. He started screaming and Miss Trunchball thought he would do it forever like Thanos, but no. He was just in excruciating pain. Oh, well. Feet are hate symbol in his culture anyway. Who needs em? Not him. After that their son was called Jesus Chris and he just kinda floated about from place to place. He had the constant awkward white guy face like when two people look at each other and slim their lips together. Though he was constantly awkward, his eyebrows were always risen as if in shock.

When Jesus Chris was formed,Miss Trunchball went on maternity leave as she had to provide sustenance for her newly created life form. It was tough, but like I said, she is s t r o n k and can get through just about anything.

-Connie