Day 26: Tomb

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what's up, I'm finally out of jail for identity theft
don't do no crimes yo, jail sucks ass
seriously
I've been there four times now
and I have a lifelong trauma for the shit I had to do back in there...
... I had to breathe and it all stinked like, that's so fucking traumatic, plus I had to eat mustard everyday because I didn't like escargot,, and now I need psychological help

enough about jail wheeze-

yo waddup I'm bomby again, welcome to season two of "I'm uploading a friend's art because I only picked two days for this thing"
now feast your eyes on this art

yo waddup I'm bomby again, welcome to season two of "I'm uploading a friend's art because I only picked two days for this thing"now feast your eyes on this art

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this is so damn good I'm fucking drooling you don't understand I'm about to die from the sobbing yo

if you thought that this was sarcasm, oh darling, carry that weight, the one about being wrong. let's both come together to something, a conclusion. I am in no way being sarcastic and if you thought I was, fuck off.

actually fuck off either way, since you never give me your money, mean mr. mustard. go to an octopus's garden really far away for I want you not. you think you're the sun king but oh polythene pam, here comes the sun: not you. let me get maxwell's silver hammer and bang bang make sure that you are dead.

I did rehearse all this on account of her majesty. she came in through the bathroom window and woke me up from my golden slumbers by stepping on me and boy, she's so heavy. she instructed me to do this if anyone accused me of sarcasm. why did I say all this??
just because.
the end.












what have I done

okay bye now I'm just gonna be paranoid on the fact that I'm probably gonna be sent to jail again from so much references

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 26, 2019 ⏰

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