Naruto at yokai academy

4

Naruto was still playing video games even though it was morning. He had huge bags under his eyes and was even drooling at the mouth. Then the alarm clock to get ready for school went off.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE." He screamed. Then turned to the clock with a glare that could kill and threw a kunai at it breaking the clock and turning it off. He turned his head back to the TV and started playing his game again.

Then he remembered his job and ran for the bathroom to get ready. He turned the shower on and jumped in sliding across it and hitting the wall face first. "OWWWWW DAMNIT THIS IS NOT MY DAY."

After he finished in the bathroom he ran to put his new uniform on. It was different from all the others uniforms. His uniform had an orange blazer with a black tie and black dress pants to go with it. On the back of the blazer there was a black swirl.

"Thank you Headmaster." Were the only words he could think of. Naruto tied his Hitai-ite onto his forehead cause there was no way he was going anywhere without wearing that. He made some toast then walked out the door heading toward the school.

"Tsukune" Moka said.

"Moka-Chan" Tsukune said.

"Tsukune" Moka said.

"Chomp"

"MOKA do you have to suck my blood in the morning." Tsukune screams.

"Sorry Tsukune it's just your blood soooo good and I haven't had breakfast yet." Moka Sais shyly as she twitled her thumbs.

"YAHOO TSUNKUNE~" Yelled Kurumu as she ran up to Tsukune and pulled his face into her boobs.

"Good morning Kurumu-Chan." Tsukune said trying to breath.

"Geez Kurumu let go of Tsukune." Moka said as she tried to pry Kurumu off of Tsukune. When all of a sudden a pan poofed into existence and hit Kurumu in head.

"What did you do that for you flat chested witch." Kurumu said rubbing the bump on her head and glaring at Yukari.

"That's what you deserve you oversized cow. Desu" The little witch Yukari said glaring back at Kurumu.

Kurumu grabbed Tsukune's arm and held it between her breasts. Then right before she could say anything an ice shuriken hit her right between the eyes. Followed by another pan to the head. This caused her to fall on her butt.

Mizore popped out of a bush and walked up behind Tsukune grabbing his waist pulling him to her.

"G-Good morning Mizore-Chan." Tsukune said shyly.

"Good morning Tsukune." Mizore said into his ear causing him shiver from her breath hitting his ear. This pissed off all the other girls. They got into their usual morning fight with ice shurikens and pans flying everywhere.

"Now Now girls let's just walk to school." Tsukune said sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck trying to break up the fight.

When all of a sudden a large gust of wind came through causing all the girls skirts to flip.

"KYAAA" All the girls scream at the same time trying to pull their skirts down. Of course this caused all the boys to get a nose bleed from the scene, and a certain wolf to run through taking as many pictures as he could.

Then a certain blonde haired blue eyed boy walked through the scene with a weird grin on his face. This caused everyone to stare at him. The girls blushed at how hot he was, and the boys sent death glares for it. He simply walked by not looking at them.

The group had stopped fighting and also looked at the boy as he walked by.

"Hey who is that?" Kurumu asked.