Deviant - Namjoon & Seokjin- Dbh

Deviant?

Nam-joon's P.O.V

With my eyes still closed I was awake. I sat up and rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. My bed felt more warmer then usual. . Wait. .

What was my arms around just then?

I shot my eyes open, looking to the left side of my bed.

Oh shit. Oh no. Did I fuck Jin.

"No Lieutenant. Don't worry. You where drunk last night."

He was still laying down, facing away from me as he spoke up.

"You did try to engadge in sexual inter course with me though. But do not worry, I managed to stop you from doing such a bold action whilst in a bad state. If you would like something like that I would rather you be sober, just incase you change your mind."

I was stunned by his words. I was questioning if he was being serious, but by his tone he was more then 100% serious.

But then again Androids always sound serious.

"What e fuck are ye sayin Jin?"

The android turned his body to face my way, even though he was still on his side.

"Lieutenant-"

He pulled himself up into a sitting position, he then turned his whole body my way and crossed his leg.

"If you would like to engadge in sexual inter-course with me, then-"

I smacked him across the back of his head.
He looked at me in annoyance, I couldn't help but laugh at the androids scrunched up face.

"What's up tin can? Aha, cat got your balls?"

He looked at me confussed.

"Nam-joon, I believe the actual medaphore is 'has the cat got your tounge'."

I couldn't hold in my laughter.

"Ye dumb ass. It's my own medaphore."

"Oh. Sorry Lieutenant. Thank you for the information."

His LED flashed yellow, I guessed he was saving that information.

"So, what de ye wanna do noe?"

Jin looked directly at me.

"Actually Lieutenant, you need to get breakfast."

"Hmm, what's e time?"

"Time you got a watch."

I looked at Jin in shock and diss belive.

"Sorry Lieutenant, did I say something wrong? Do you not like that kind of humor?"

I loudly scoffed.

"What kind of humor do you like Lieutenant? I can download a file of your style. "