Phase Distorted

Somewhere, somewhere.

"This doesn't seem like much, but I may have just found my saving grace."

Laid out in front of the robot was a small town, something similar to it struck, but it did not know what. The city had a few roads, a few houses, a few stores that could be seen from some signs pasted on metal poles that stuck out of their entrances. Knowing that it may not be alone, the robot bounded forward and headed down. Soon regaining composure to it's situation, it halted and gained a sense of caution, as if something was amiss.

"I have no clue what it is, but something just doesn't feel right- just the idea that I can "feel" that something's wrong, maybe something really is wrong with my components. I guess for now I can take a walk and see if there is anything here that I can use to get back home. If there even is a home. . ."

Sneaking around the back it began to walk forward aimlessly till' it found a back entrance to one of the stores. Seeing it had lost some crucially needed memories, this was a perfect opportunity to see if this "place" was somehow related to it's home, as well as see if the natives were friendly. It opened the door and walked inside, and looked about only to see cabinets and bottles of sorts. Going ahead, there seemed to be a large door that may have led to the actual entrance of the store, and after much pondering the lone robot creaked it open and peered through the other side only to see-

"Oi! Can't I get anything to eat around here that isn't shit! I pay'd some cash for this and I demand a "re-a-fund!" "

"Maybe the guy had quite a few screws loose?"

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