KEEFE is Awesome Because1. He has THE HAIR
2 He is not Fitzroy Avery Vacker ( thank goodness)
3 He has a brain 🧠 ( unlike fitz )
4 He is basically the opposite of fitz
Fitz is terrible because
1 Loves to stalk people ( especially Sophie )
2 UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,!!
3 notice how only half of Fitz is on the cover ... that is because he has half a brain
4 stupid name. Fitzroy Avery Vacker = bleh
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Keefe or Fitz
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