Giant Sausages

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Emmet: "Let's get something to eat."

Wyldstyle: "How about some sausage?"

Emmet: "Giant sausages?"

Wyldstyle: "Sure."

Emmet: *grabs bread*

Wyldstyle: *grabs sausage and some different condiments*

Emmet: *puts the classic red and yellow on the sausage, tries to fit sausage in bread* "The sausage won't go in my roll!"

Wyldstyle: *uses rare pink ketchup and light blue mustard on her sausage, pushes sausage into bread violently* "Fine, I'll help." *pushes Emmet's sausage into Emmet's role violently."

Emmet: *tries to fit giant sausage in mouth, it won't fit* "AW COME ON!"

Wyldstyle: *her sausage won't fit in mouth either* "We do have a problem..."

Emmet: "Where is Batman?"

Batman: *comes out of bathroom* "I just woke up, I went to brush my teeth, Unikitty dropped the toothpaste cap down the sink."

Unikitty: *goes half-Angry Kitty* "No, you did!"

Batman: "I have proof." *shows picture*

Unikitty: *goes normal, but sad, starts crying*

Batman: "Would it feel better if these guys gave you their sausages?"

Unikitty: "Sure!" *eats both sausages at once no problem*

Emmet and Wyldstyle: O_O

Benny: "Awkward!"

Unikitty: "Embarrasing!" *eyes go bug eyed*

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