BIG BANG! in New York City

chapter 1

In the forests of Seattle, a lone wolf emerged from the darkness. He sauntered with purpose but really he didn't care what he was or where he was going, either way he had lost a part of his humanity. It would be so easy to place the blame on his former best friend but then he would remember her chocolate brown eyes, tears trembling, looking like a helpless child. Then the guilt would consume him until every piece of him disintegrates. However, Jacob Black is not one to whine about how pathetic his problems are and beg for sympathy because when one is constantly shredding off his clothes to shape shift in a split second, he can't help but learn life is fast and always on the go.

As the werewolf dodged in and out of trees he slipped on specks of glitter dispersed on the forest floor, which created a path to an obscure-looking-walking-sparkly toothpick. Maybe it was because he was a supernatural creature and therefore he associated anything bright and shiny with danger. But he had a feeling that the glitter was put there for a purpose… maybe by some hot Snow White princess who wanted him to follow it. Maybe he could imprint on her and then they would live in her castle together and talk to animals, well other animals. He mentally scoffed and agreed he was spending way too much of his time as a wolf and needed a life.

Jacob Black was oblivious that the sparkly toothpick was a mere silhouette of a mysterious glamour ridden supernatural underground. He was a warlock and was seizing the rare opportunity to spend time with his shadow hunter. Once the rest of their posse was summoned to the Seelie Court, they both couldn't wait to hit the streets of Seattle.

The shadow hunter, Alec turned to his lover "You know what, Magnus. This doesn't really feel like the set of Sleepless in Seattle" as they witnessed a dirty old man practice various techniques of kung fu on a pigeon. He or she (it was difficult to decipher their sex due to their harsh facial features) couldn't see Alec and Magnus because they were too powerful and beautiful for mundanes to know of their existence.

"Darling, reality is never like the movies...sorry that you have to see the homeless man, he could very well be Jace in another 60 years" Magnus replied with a grin, feeling proud of himself adorned in his black leather pants, with his glittery tank top and a snazzy sequin overcoat. He batted his eyelids where tiny encrusted diamonds showered onto Alec and the forest floor. He really dressed to impress Alec tonight, the plainly dressed man.

Jacob felt the Sparkly toothpick was nearer than he expected, he felt a sense of accomplishment once he had finished his short journey and also a lack of disappointment that the destination turned out to be a flamboyant man rather than his Snow White imprintee. Nevertheless, he was still intrigued why he left a trail of glitter behind so he hid behind a tree and waited for Sparkly toothpick to finish his intense conversation with a man wearing a blue turtleneck jumper.

"So how did you thrash Nalum?" The sparkly toothpick spoke first, he was very extroverted with the way he planted his hands all over turtleneck boy. Jacob looked awkwardly away, and cringed 'Nalum' must be some kinky term he has not heard of.

"You really want to talk about this now? Violence and sweat?" The other boy protested, crossing his arms over his turtleneck chest.

"If that's what turns you on, baby... come on, talk dirty to me" Mr. Sparkles said in a husky voice.

Jacob as a wolf could feel his eyebrow shoot up. Turtleneck boy rolled his eyes and gently shoved the flirty guy's shoulder, but to any innocent bystander he looked like the victim of sexual harassment. Jacob suppressed a hearty growl, feeling his inner urge to save the damsel in distress about to erupt. But instead of pouncing, he suddenly froze because he could not apprehend what was about to happen…

"Alec, darling hungry for dessert?" Magnus whispered seductively, and with a flick of his wrist, he created a portal out of thin air and without waiting for his companion to reply, he dragged him through a pool of psychedelic colours leaving Jacob with a storm of glitter bits and a look of utter astonishment. He had no time to think, and only acted on impulse. If he could talk out loud he would say, "Oh what the hell, I've gotta go through the time warp and save turtleneck boy from the sparkly toothpick."