The weird and the weirder

I love...

this is a crackfic of me and honeysugarbread, featuring her toes and fingers that look like toes.

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Oh my gosh! I see my beautiful Senpai there! I want to talk to her! UwU

"SENPAI-SAN!"

"You exposed me. I thought you were bae, but you were fam," said Senpai, "I'm not your Senpai any more."

"B-b-but! I love you! I still have your toes in my collection!" I say, "Your beautiful toes!"

"W.A.T-San, I have a confession... Those were not my toes, but actually my fingers!"

Le gasp!

"SENPAI! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! HOW COULD YOU?"

"I'm sorry, W.A.T-San."

"I'll forgive you, if you

give me a toe pic."

"No."

"Fine! Go braid her hair, maybe Sesame Street is on!"

"Wha-"

"I don't understand as well."

"How did Heathers fit into this?"

"I don't know. Don't question me, Senpai!"

"B-baka!"

"Hey! I'm smart too!"

"I doubt it, W.A.T-San. You only got 71/100...."

I choked back sobs. Why did she need to bring my grades into this?

"SENPAI! IM SORRY! *sniff* I KNOW I FAILED YOU-"

"Yes, you did!"

"IM SORRY SENPAI!"

"That's not enough! I thought you were bae, but you're only fam!"

"WHAT IS ENOUGH? SENPAI??"

"Bring me Joe's best bread."

"W-w-who's Joe?"

"Joe mama. She makes damn good bread. CYUH"

And Senpai-San never came back....

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What am I doing with my life?