Circus Pizza

Life's a Circus

It all started when I decided to work as a delivery boy in TaeTea's. TaeTea was a restaurant owned by Kim Taehyung, a really famous restaurant I might say. When I got accepted to work there I had to practice how to freaking pronounce the name of the restaurant which resulted in one of my co-workers call Kim Taehyung himself to help me pronounce it right.

I was impressed when he actually showed up at the reception section, being all nice and stuff. The way he stood in front of me, his fingers in the air making weird gestures to help me pronounce the name had me bite my lower lip so hard to prevent my laughter from escaping. "Come on Jungkook my boy, you can do it!" I could recall him say.

Days had passed at working at TaeTea's , it was fun and all I even could get to meet the 'Weird Accountant Guy' every female workers was talking about. He was 26 years old, had pale skin and uh, weird hair. Him and I became friends after I helped him get out of the staff bathroom. You may be wondering what happened in the staff bathroom, well...

he got himself locked up for 2 hours straight, everyone was done with Min Yoongi as their bladders were about to explode at any minute, same actually but I never complained because a friend called Hoseok taught me how to use a bottle to uh.. you know when things get hard.

I also still remember when he got slapped across the face by a 14 years old girl he thought she was twenty something, heck I even thought she was twenty something. The way she dressed and spoke to people made us think she was an adult. This generation is hella weird, I must say.

I was ready to go deliver a box of pizza when Yoongi showed up at the reception, smiling weirdly when he saw the girl answer some calls.

I was 10 minutes late because come on, I wanted to see what would happen next.

He stood closer to her and commented something about her hands which resulted in being called a 'Weird old hag' by the girl and oh boy, the next thing she did was landing a slap across his pale skin, poor man, I thought shaking my head and walking out of TaeTea's.

The next day at work was boring until one person ordered a pizza and your boy Jungkook had to deliver it as always.

I used a bike since the person's house was few blocks away from the restaurant, after few minutes I arrived to what seemed like a quiet neighborhood, well..it lasted quiet for about 5 minutes until I got into a fight with the grumpy customer. It was a fist fight..haha..

The thing that made me lose it was when he started to shake the box in different directions, opening the box and sniffing the now cold pizza, I stood there at his front door just watching him do weird things.

"I never thought TaeTea's has such a weird looking-ass pizza," he said shaking his head, I sighed and rolled my eyes, "Then if you don't like that place why did you order from it?' I questioned, rolling my eyes again whispering a 'freaking moron' but I guess that didn't go unnoticed because,

I was being attacked by pizza slices, a shoe hit my head too, that's when I totally lost it and punched the guy's face, I got punched back, I groaned and pushed him inside his house to attack him with my angry fists, I was never one to lose a fight.

After few minutes of fighting with that weirdo we finally stopped, he was on the floor with a broken nose and his floor along with his shirt were stained with crimson red, my shirt was torn off, hair messy and my lower lip was busted. Great.

I turned around and started to walk towards my bike when I heard him shout 'Taehyung is such a clown for hiring people like you!!!' I shook my head as his words were pretty much wack just like him.

That fight made me lose my job at TaeTea's but Taehyung invited me to what he called 'Free Pizza By One King Event' I was confused as heck to what the event was about but I decided to go anyway. Fuuny, I thought, he fired me then invited me to an event right away.