Hello! How long has it been since I've been in this app? Well, I have definitely matured in my writing than what it was back in 2017-18ish but hey, I'm still as meme-y as ever! Now, whos ready for JoJo?
Young Joseph Joestar and Natsu Dragneel
Natsu: is this Joe?
Joseph: No, this is Joseph Joestar. Who's Joe?
Natsu: joe mama lmao
Joseph: I will contact my lawyers and I will personally assault you myself. My mama is not to be reckoned with for she will murder me.
Natsu: lets do it baby i know the law
Natsu: also thats rough man
Joseph: It's good, I have some skills with hamon to be able to defect her attacks.
Natsu: Hamon? Ain't that Ham in spanish? What, you throw them at her or somethin'?
Joseph: Absolutely not! It is a form of breathing energy that imitates power from the sun to be able to defeat blood sucking vampires or Aztec gods of fitness.
Natsu: sounds like fire powers to me, can i eat it?
Joseph: Either you're a madman or youre legit, i can't tell. No! It can't be eaten! Anyways, your name sir/miss?
Natsu: its natsu
Joseph: Natsu? Sounds like a girl name, wanna hang out sometime babe? You may be a maniac thinging fire can be eaten, but every woman has their preferences
Natsu: u gay
Joseph: I'm sorry what?
Natsu: u gay cause im a guy!
Joseph: Oh no! Well uh this is awkward. Next question, can you send a picture of yourself? One of my friends wants to see who I'm texting.
Natsu: uhh thats weird but okay
Joseph: I'll send one of myself just to be mutual.
Natsu sent a picture!
Joseph: Why is your hair pink?
Natsu: ITS NOT PINK ITS SALMON YOU HAM USER
Joseph: ITS HAMON YOU ERASER LOOKING- ahem, okay, ill send my own picture now.
Joseph sent a picture!
Natsu: well at least we both wear scarves, do you have any other abilities other than hamon?
Joseph: as a matter of fact i do, i can tell what you're going to say next!
Joseph: next you'll say "that isnt possible! You can't read minds through phones!"
Natsu: that isn't possible! You can't read minds through- WHAT
Joseph: pretty bizarre eh?
Natsu has left the conversation
Joseph: damn, was hoping to get a hookup today, man that dude was a weirdo.
Joseph has left the conversation.
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