An Actual Slasher Story

Big Yowch

Chapter 1- Big Yowch

Let's skip all the boring shit. We get it, my sister died, I'm sad, funeral, blah blah blah all that shit. Let's skip ahead like a week. Not too far ahead where the murderer is forgotten about, but far enough where I'm not completely depressed anymore. Being sad is for pussies.

A week after Paige and Connor's murders everyone gathered at Julia's house to just have a chill night and forget about all their problems. By everyone I mean Zack, Erin, Michael, Julia, Sophia, Ryan, Liv, and probably like Soph's stoner boyfriend and his weird friends. (Edit on 10/27/19- This didn't age well!) All the other people aren't cool enough to hang out with us. Either that or they moved on with their lives and are all in college now with new friends and new experiences and I'm still clinging onto the past and not moving forward. But that's a topic for a whole other horror story, am I right ladies?!

Michael and Zack had known each other since they were kids. The two had remained close for years. Erin met Michael through Zack. Erin and Zack were friends in high school and instantly became lifelong friends, which led to the introduction of Michale and Erin. Michael and Erin had a weird on and off relationship, no one ever really knew what was happening between them. Julia, Sophia, and Ryan had known Zack, Michael, and Erin because of Julia's older sister Ana who they were all very close with. Zack and Ana had met the first day of highschool and later became friends with Erin. Ana had since gone away to college in Kansas, but the group remained close.

"I can't believe they're both really gone. They were two of my closest friends, and now they're just dead!" said Liv. Liv and Paige had been close friends since the beginning of highschool. They both had been sophomores when Paige had died. She was also friends with Connor, but like, she liked Paige more.

"Yeah, it sucks." said Zack. That's literally all I said about my sister's death.

"It's just so weird, my best friends are dead!" Reiterated Liv. "At least I still have Sean." Sean was Liv's good friend from childhood. Sean had also known Paige and Connor. On the tv, Julia had put the news on. Why? I don't know. She just did. Probably because her friends had just recently been killed and she wanted to keep up with the murders or some shit like that.

"This just in," started the news reporter. "A third murder this week of yet another seemingly innocent teenager just occured. The boy has been identified as fifteen year old Sean Hudson of Keyport. His body was found in a cooler, completely dismembered. Officials say the murders are in fact linked, as all three kids knew each other."

"Well, nevermind. I don't even have Sean anymore." said Liv, as she started to cry.

"Holy shit, guys, don't you realize what this means?! There's a serial killer on the loose! And he's targeting us!" said Zack, who loved weird horror shit like this.

"Well I mean, right now it only seems to be Paige and her friends. So really, the only one who has to be really worried as of now is Liv." said Ryan.

"You're not totally in the clear, you're pretty close with her." said Michael.

"Oh shid you right." said Ryan. Ryan, Sophia, and Julia had all been friends with Paige and Liv, but they weren't as close with them as they were with each other.

"Guys stop we have nothing to worry about we're fine. Don't be stupid. Stop freaking out." said Julia, as she went into her bedroom, locked the door, and did whatever she does when she goes and does that. She had a tendency to get mad at little things very easily.

"She's just upset." said Soph, who was always ready to defend her.

"That girl is always upset." said Zack. "Which I guess in this case it makes sense, cause her friends are dying and she probably is too. I say let's all just lay low, I'm sure we'll all be fine. They'll catch who did this. We have nothing to worry about. Plus, we don't even know if it is a serial killer. I mostly said that as a joke." In real life I probably would never joke about my sister's whole murder.