A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over the policeman says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
YOU ARE READING
Jokes 1.0
HumorDon't you just love funny jokes..... Well then this the perfect book 4 u!!!!! This book contains EVERYTHING from funny to even FUNNIER Please help me get 10K... If I do I will post Jokes 2.0 Hope you like it and VOTE COMMENT SHARE ......THANKS.....
