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chapter 1

I flicked my hair looking in the mirror giving Patrick weird looks."do u think it will look good blonde?" I say while holding a strain of my jet black hair."yes I really do it will look great Pete now please move I gotta tinkle!!" He screamed in a girly voice. "Your full-grown and still sound like a 3 year old!" I said patting his back "you can piss now.." "Omggg ... How dare u say that word in my house!!" He screamed. "IMA grown man I can say what I want!!" I said with some sixth grade sass. "Err my goodness plz go I gotta goo!!" Screamed patrick. "I walk out look in the fridge and scream " PATRICKKKK... WHERES MY PUDDINGG!!!" "Huh?!?" Patrick said as he ran out the bathroom with his pants to his knees."MY PUDDING WHERE THE HELL IS MY PUDDING!! I screamed. "Ohh.. Yeah.. Umm well I umm.." He studderd. "Omg u little. .." I got. Cut off by pat. "Don't say it!!!".   I stormed out of the house I was fuxking pissed