Put it in my butt Kairi Cosentino

Chapter 1: babysitting

Picture this it's Friday night and your excited AF because there is a huge party! Then you get a call from your mommy she says that you have to babysit her coworkers daughter tonight SMH. You take off your Victoria's Secret bombshell bra and get in the car. You arrive at the house and walk inside, I introduce myself and Meet the young girl I'm watching for the night. The nice mother leaves and I go upstairs to the little girls bedroom. The little girl is pretty sexy but i resist the urge to kiss her bc that would be unprofessional. As she is playing I go to use the restroom. I start taking a fat shit and it was taking a long time. Then i heard a knock and a mans voice say "yo hurry the fuck up!"
I quickly wipe my asshole and wash my hands and unlock the door, i look up and see a guy around my age staring at me with a confused look. He quietly says "oh I'm so sorry I thought you were my sister"
I then replied "yeah I'm babysitting your sister and I had to take a massive shit, who the fuck are you?"
He replies "I'm kairi! I live here"
Me: That's a awful name how old are you 12?
Kairi: God damn your rude and I'm 16 I'm just short
Me: Ight I'm gonna go back to your sister
Kairi: wait! Why aren't you going out tonight? There is a huge party!
Me: My mom made me babysit your sister so I can't! My favorite food is waffles by the way!
Kairi: Oh okay well I'm going out for the night have fun! wait what's your name?
Me: Sadie Crumbdick
Kairi: damn okay mami! *winks and walks out of the house*
About 4 hours went by and Kairi's mom came home, payed me, and I drove home. I got ready for bed and looked at my phone to see a follow request from Kiari and that he added me on Snapchat. I queefed with shock and wondered why he would go out of his way to do that after I just took a huge dookie in his house. I added him back and he snapped me immediately with a picture of him on the toilet with the caption "ewww bruh your shit stanks! So happy you added me back ;)"
I replied with a picture of my hairy toes and he screenshotted it and then I went to bed.