Put it in my butt Kairi Cosentino

Chapter 2: The Church Bathroom

*its Sunday morning*
Mom: Sadie Eugene Crumbdick! Wake up right now it's time for church!
I wake up brush my teeth and put on my favorite church blouse. I hurry down the stairs and hop into my moms 2007 Toyota Sienna minivan. We walk into mass and sit in the back row. As mass starts I hear a tap on my shoulder.
Kairi: Hey my little muffin, looks like we go to the same church!
Me: please don't speak to me during my time of worship.
Kairi: aight bet
Kairi and his family sit down next to mine in the pew as we listen closely to Father Dingleberry's homily. We begin kneeling during prayer and Kairi places his pinky finger in my elbow crack and says "this won't be the last time your on your knees today".
I again queef with shock (don't worry it was silent) and get up from my pew. I swiftly run to the bathroom to collect my thoughts. I was mid piss when I heard footsteps coming into the bathroom. "It couldn't be" I thought.
Kairi: Hey Sadie, I'm sorry if I came on too strong babygirl I shouldn't have touched your elbow pit like that.
Me: Good sir please leave I'm trying to tinkle!
Kairi then crawls under the stall while growling at me. I pull up my trousers and kick him in his no no square. As I start to walk out of the bathroom he quickly pins me up against the wall and licks my elbows weenus. I resist the burning urge to lick his weenus back and run back into mass. For the rest of mass I sat pondering about what had just happened. It felt so wrong yet so right, I couldn't shake the memory of his moist tongue on my elbow. As mass ended he got up and winked at me and my face got all red. I then stood up from mass and saw the puddle of liquid I had just exerted from fantasizing about Kairi during mass. Nobody noticed my puddle and My family and I left mass and went back home.

*later that day @8 pm*
I looked at my phone to see a text:
Kairi: wyd? Can I come swoop?
Me: No i shouldn't...
Kairi: Fine I guess I'll see you around.

I felt bad but I knew a boy like him wouldn't be good for me. I took my dog named Mr. fuzzy testicles for a walk around the neighborhood. I heard a loud noise and ran up the street to see what it was. I saw a girl with roller skates and knee pads being carried inside by a teenage boy; and a black car next to them on the side of the road. (This is part of another story written by my friend which will go along with my story later) Inside the car was a familiar looking asian woman and non other than Kairi. I started walking back home and pretended not to see him. Then the car pulled over next to me and Kairi's mom kindly said: "hey Sadie do you want a ride back home it's getting late!"
Me: Oh no I don't want to be a hassle!
Kairi: No we insist!
I get in the car and awkwardly sit in silence until we reach my house. I run inside with Mr. Fuzzy testicles and get ready for bed. As I'm half asleep I get a text from Kairi saying "Goodnight babygirl can't wait for tomorrow;)"
I read the text and immediately shit my pants. I decided not to reply because I didn't want to seem desperate and changed my poop filled pants, then I went to sleep.

My friend foreignapplesauce  also wrote a story about Mattia who is Kairi's friend. So please go read that story it is called blue balls at bible study!