Three young 'moofy' children are striving for a 'moofy' world. They have to go on an epic adventure to save a princess, and stop the Evil Unicorn, to allow moofiness to come to their home. But what if it is too hard for them? What if they just bail...
In this tale we have three main characters, a princess, and an evil unicorn. Here they are.
Bitch~Chan The love-able, and hate-able, crackhead. So savage and sassy, that someone can be killed with just their words
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Cock-roacha The roach that can get into your house without you knowing. Also a crackhead, but a little more toned down. Has the powers of a cockroach
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B. J. Hardick (going to be known as Hardick) The smart-ass flying narwhal that nobody asked for. Has killed a few people. Also a crackhead with an awesome tattoo
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Evil Unicorn (villain) The evil unicorn who has done many bad deeds, and has barely any moof
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And finally, the beloved Princess The moofiest of all, beloved by everyone
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