Austin: I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop
*two seconds later*
Austin, like he's talking to a blog camera: update, I still haven't stopped.
Ritchie, giving an exasperated but fond sigh: how do you curse in ice cream flavors?
Austin: WHAT THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK
Austin: I'LL KICK YOUR ROCKY ROAD AND THEN PUNCH THE EVER LOVING CHEESECAKE OUT OF YOU
Xylo, quietly: ...holy fudge.
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Bryan: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me
Bryan: But I can't help it that I'm popular
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Austin, crossing both arms over his chest: Name one thing that's better than a dog.
Bri: ... Two dogs?
Austin: ...
Austin: SHIT U RIGHT
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Bryan: Do I look straight?
Bri: Not in the slightest
Bryan: No, I meant my parking job
Bri: Oh, in that case then yes its fine
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Xylo: true self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
Austin: why would the movie eat my popcorn??
Xylo:
Austin:
Austin: oh wait- nevermind I get it
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Michael: We'll need a distraction. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noise?
Ritchie: *looks to Austin* Your time has come
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Kay: What's it like living with the other campers?
Mario: Okay, imagine living with actual civilized people...
Kay: okay...?
Mario: Now throw that thought out the window
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The camera slowly pans to Austin:
Austin: Daddy?
The camera suddenly flips over to see Michael holding it: DO I LOOK LIKE─
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Austin, unwrapping his christmas gift Michael and Ritchie gave him:
Austin, genuinely happy: An avocado!
Ritchie and Michael: ...
Austin, smiling cheerily as he puts it away: Thanks!
Ritchie and Michael: ???
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Austin: How is the camp's prettiest person doing today?
Bri: I don't know, how are you?
Austin:
Austin, voice cracking: fine.
Bryan, yelling far away: I'M GREAT, THANKS!
A/N: This could also be Bryan and Jakey─
Bryan: How's the camp's prettiest person doing today?
Jakey: I don't know, how are you?
Bryan:
Bryan, voice cracking: fine.
Daveed, shouting from far away: I'M GREAT THANKS!
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Brandeen: I'd rather party in a casket than party in this mortal realm
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Michael: I'm at a loss for words honestly.
*later*
Austin: Despite being at a loss for words, Michael yelled at me for the next 10 minutes─
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Austin: If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Bryan: Weak?
Xylo: Strong?
Michael: An idiot.
Brandeen: A coward, use a knife─
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Quotes that fit OoO, SNO and FTO characters
FanfictionBasically random, iconic and incorrect quotes and/or songfics along with memes and vines, but imagine characters from either Origins of Olympus, Supernatural Origins, and Fairytale Origins saying them. Oh yeah, fair warning, there may be cursing in...
