clean up the roaches after youre done with them

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by cracksalad

by cracksalad

Narancia was looking through his YouTube recommendations and saw "roach autotune 10 hours".

He decided to listen to it since he had nothing better to do and he was home alone.

"Man, this shit better than Tupac." He said out loud.

He started singing the lyrics

"WER WER WER WER WERRRRRERR WER WER WERRRRRRR MMM BADADEEDOOP-"

"WOO IM FUCKIN PUMPED YO" Screamed Nara after he stopped singing

He heard a screech of pain from the basement as he heard someone stomping up the stairs

"DID YOU SAY A CUSS WORD NARANCIA???????? BECAUSE IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS YOU" he heard Bruno scream.

"oh shit, Bruno better not find out it was me" thought Narancia

"UUUHHH NO IT WASN'T? I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS FUGO OR ABBACCHIO" Replied Narancia

"they arent home. its only us. plus i heard you talking about Tupac and youre the only person in this household that listens to it." Bruno said, in a very angry tone. Nara thought he was gonna get beaten to death.

Narancia ran up to Bruno and hugged him.

"IM SO SORRY IT WAS ME I DIDNT MEAN IT I WAS SO HAPPY-" He was cut off by Bruno.

"Its okay Narancia,just don't say it again. Im going to head out to find the others."

"I think Fugo didnt go with them because he wanted to buy strawberries or something." Replied Nara in a disgusted tone. ew why the fuck would he want to eat himself

When Bruno was gone, Narancia thought of something.

Thats when he screamed "FUCK YOU BRUNO I LOVE ROACHES"

Then, Nara passed out until everyone came home. Except Mista, he was recording Narancia like the bitch he is <3