you: e, pick me up?
ethan: what? who is this again?
you: it's miiiiiiiii, y/nnnnn
ethan: why are you texting me? we broke up, i don't want to talk to you anymore
you: pleaseeee i'm so...so ded
ethan: ask one of your friends, not me
you: they all left without me :( please ehtan
ethan: well i don't know what to tell you
you: so you want me to setal (steal) someone else's car and drive home!? ;) that sounds kinda fun
ethan: don't do that.
you: why? i'm kinda borde (bored)
ethan: never drive while you're drunk please, ask someone to take you home, y/n
you: i'm getting in someone's car, i stole the keys !!! ahhh
ethan: Y/N STOP
you: woah, the engine sounds ncice! burh (nice bruh)
-sends video-
ethan: y/n please stop, fucking ask someone to take you home.
-sends video-
ethan: STOP PULLING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY
you: oOps
ethan: OKAY ILL PICK YOU UP, PULL BACK INTO THAT DRIVEWAY NOW
you; i accidentally car ashes intO the baCk dOor thingy
ethan: the garage door?
you: yeaaaaaaaa
ethan: i hate you, i'm coming soon okay? don't move
you: :))))
