07/11/14

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21:30 

Jessica
Hi! There's no actual point to this is there? I'm just REALLY bored. I'm talking to Brandon right now actually (boy, is he a tube). So like um... how are you? wow.... Talking to myself.... Bet I sound like a total looney? yep. 
Truth is, I'm not well. 
I'm very, very sick.
Not mentally! Physically. I've been off school since Tuesday, and, I don't even know anymore... I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep forever (pretty much what i do anyway).
So yeah, I've been pretty much lonering Brandon with  Liam walking to school (AKA HawaiianSnow - weirdest, most pointless name ever) and I feel quite guilty.
Note I said quite. 
Not quiet.
Quite. 
Gosh, it really ruffles my tail feathers when people say quiet instead of quite, and vice verse. I have nothing against the people, It just honestly annoys me, I don't know why.

So, moving on, I'm going to tell you all about Brandon *insert evil laugh here*.
Brandon is short. He's weird. He's got brown hair, and he wears glasses. He has brown eyes i THINK. He's quite a nerd actually, and he likes dogs more than cats (I'm a cat person) he's really into comics, and OH YES, turns out he DOES in fact have brown eyes BOOM! smarticle particle!! 
I asked him for a quote and I got ''Always trust short people.'' Which is stupid! I mean what happens if a midget breaks into your house?! 

Youre all like, ''Hey! What are you doing in my house?!''

And he's all like, ''Um, I'm just... dusting your china cabinet full of expensive and rare family heirlooms that just happen to be irreplacable and priceless!''

And at first your like, ''Wait I think I'm being robbed!'' But then you realise he's short and THEN you're all like, ''Meh, Ok, sure, no problems! Just don't steal anything! HOHOHOHOHO!''

NO.

THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN! YOU DON'T JUST TRUST PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE SMALL.... AND JUST HAPPEN TO LAUGH LIKE SANTA!!!

(Trust me... I learned the hard way...)

So yeah, I settled on a quote I got from Brandon EONS AGO! (2 months ago)

''Potatoes are REAL?!?'' 

It's not really a quote, but trust me, there's one HELL of an interesting conversatiion behind it!

So yeah....... I'm gonna go... now.... before I get carried away and end up writing you all a novel.

Make good choices =^-^=

~Jessica :)<3 

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