My Rant Book

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I'm probably not going to post on this a lot but that doesn't mean that my life isn't full of TeA. Ok.

SOOOOOO. There's this kid at my SkOoL. Let's just call him a chipette because his voice is just that squeaky and obnoxious.
Anyway, this chipette was trying to TALK TO ME WHILE I WAS TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING MATH. Which I struggle with. And he has this stutter. No hate to people with stutters, sometimes it can be cute, it's just this kid's voice is like AhHhHhHHhhHHHhHhHhhH!!!! Like nails on a chalkboard! Ok, we're getting off track. So Chipette is trying to talk to me about something totally irrelevant with his annoying ass voice and I was doing my math. I couldn't even understand what he was saying because every other word, he would say essentially. So eventually (btw I'm very patient but it was the end of the day and he was pissing me off) I turned to my friend— let's call her Nugget because idk — and I said
"Nugget, hold my grape juice."
Nugget didn't know what was going on so she took my grape juice. I stood up. And this cHiPeTtE kept talking. So, I tried interrupting him. He kept talking. So, here is pretty much what happened but in speech form:
"cHiPeTtE!"
"Essentially essentially essentially!"
"CHIPETTE!!!!!"
"Whot?" (That's how he says what)
"I am trying to divide me some fractions. You're distracting me." I was trying to be nice
"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-well, I-I-I-I-I h-had s-s-s-s-something essentially I-I-Important t-t-to s-say."
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK???" The teacher wasn't' in the room. This kid kept muttering quietly. I said
"That noise is getting on my nerves. Can you please stop?" The teacher had come back into the room at this point. He MaDe LoUdEr NoIsEs. The teacher— let's call him Mr. Potato Head—said
"cHiPeTtE. StOp."
So Chipette stopped. So I looked him dead in the eye, took my damn grape juice from Nugget and sat down.

Hello my children. This doesn't seem as eventful as it actually was but whatever. Thanks for reading! ❤️❤️❤️