Its Not Easy Being The Tooth Fairy

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   "It's not easy being the tooth fairy." Tink said, smoking a cigar. "I wish I didn't have it. But ol' Teeth died - darn, that car accident was horrid. But I gotta pass the tooth fairy roll onto someone so I'm-a teach you some stuff 'bout it." Tink sighed. The young fairies danced with excitement. The teacher stared with uneasiness, zero trust in Tinkerbell.

   "Well kids, you gotta get the teeth from young children and build a castle. It will smell disgusting, and will contain a lot of gum skin in them, but..." Tink stood there awkwardly. "It's not worth it but be the tooth fairy I love it be the tooth fairy or they will chop yo mom's hands off dismissed." Tink finished. The teacher sat, her expression not shocked by what Tink said. "DanG it TiNkerBell." She muttered.

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