Legally Blonde (Sanders Sides Prinxiety AU) (DISCONTINUED)

1. Omigod you guys!

Song: Omigod you guys (legally blonde soundtrack)

Also this isn't going to be word for word the musical and I will have to add in many scenes that aren't in the musical so be prepared (cue lion king)

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There was lots of chatter coming from the Delta Nu house. Word was, that Damian was going to propose to Roman. Both were from some of the most notable and rich families in all of Malibu.

There was a note being passed around for the girls of Delta Nu to sign.

First up Valerie, a girl with long brown hair, hanging from her high ponytail, with beautiful hazel eyes and a big smile, writing on the top of the card: "dear Roman, he's a lucky guy, I'm like gonna cry I got tears coming outa my nose. Maaaad props! He's the campus catch! Your a perfect match, cause you both have such great taste in clothes! Of course he will propose!" Valerie signed the card and took it to Patton who was hard at work making sure the girls got everything ready for the engagement. He was dressed in his finest baby vest and darker blue jacket, grey khaki pants, and his signature black tennis shoes.

"Your turn!" Valerie shouted pushing the letter into Pattons chest.

Patton clicked the pen a couple times before writing "dear Ro, honey mazeltov. Future's taking off, bring that ring back and show it to me!" He laughed a little at his next lines, remembering his inside joke with Roman about being in a sorority as a guy. You see, one time Patton had found roman in the dressing room with a dress on and has ever since made fun of him, but Patton often wore skirts so they made fun of each other. "four carats, a princess cut? Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see when he gets down on one knee!" He finished signing the card and sticking it in his jacket pocket. He pushed his long curly honey brown hair out of his face and fixed his perfectly round glasses.

"Alright everyone, it's almost time for the engagement parade!" Patton shouted to get everyone's attention.

"Omigod Omigod you guys! Looks like Ro's gonna win the prize! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies! Omigod you guys!" All of the Delta Nu sorority sang in unison as they passed the note and signed. "Omigod this is happening! Our old homecoming king and king (it doesn't completely fit but it's fINe)!"

"Finally he'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size" Valerie and Patton sang.

"Omigod you guys! Omigod" they all sang.

"Okay, everybody signed," Patton whispered to himself "Good! Now form a line and we'll start the engagement parade!" He said with his signature smile.

"Light candles, single file! Don't forget to smile! Lose the gum Quill! You look like the maid!" Valerie said, nitpicking so everything was perfect for Roman's big day.

"Sorry!" Quill replied, spitting out the gum.

"I can't believe my kiddo is getting engaged!!!!" Patton said to Valerie with a gigantic smile.

"Damian has been after Roman since middle school, it was bound to happen." Valerie replied. "Don't you think this is little much for an engagement that was going to happen anyways?"

"I've known Roman since we were 4 years old, and he is always looking out, and going the top, for everyone else. He would do this for any one of us so we should do this for him," Patton replied looking serious as ever, which honestly scared Valerie to an extent. "And plus! Roman is so happy with Damian and they are always together! And he did this for us when we went to prom as friends in high school," Patton had his huge smile back, remembering when both he and Valerie didn't have dates to prom, because they were both gay (shhhhh just pretend), and Roman played it up and threw a huge party for the "happy couple". Though he and Damian were just being all lovey-dovey the whole time.

"Time for some revenge!" She said with a smirk and rubbing her hands together.

Patton laughed and said, "Now prepare to serenade! Shhhhhhh"

"Omigod, omigod you guys, looks like Ro's gonna get the prize!" They sang, increasing in volume as they were given candles to hold and to light.

"Shhhhhh" Patton said, worried that Roman would be at the door any minute and hear them sneaking towards the door.

"If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!" They sang, getting loud again.

"Shhhhhh!" Patton shushed, getting more worried.

"Omigod!"

"GUYS IM SERIOUS!" Patton yelled, but no one listened.

"Ro and Damian were meant to be," Nicole said.

"Not once ever has he hit on me!" Adri said with a wink, nudging Nicole, who rolled her eyes.

"Shut up!" Patton screeched.

"They're just like that couple from titanic! Only no one dies!" Jay said.

"Omigod!" They all sang, except Patton and Valerie.

"2, 3, 4!" Patton signaled and everyone quickly got into place, holding they're lit candles in a special formation.

"Daughter of Delta Nu,
Soon to be fiancé,
Now that a man chose you,
Your life begins today.
Make him a happy home,
Waste not his hard-earned wage,
And so he does not roam,
Strive not to look your age.
Still in your hour of need,
Let it be understood no man can supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood!
Omigod omigod you guy—" They stopped singing as soon as they opened the door.

"Guys he's not here!" Valerie screeched and began to worry. Bruiser, Roman's dog (a Yorkie Terrier), walked through the door.

"Bruiser! Where is Roman?" Patton asked, picking up the tiny dog.

"Bork!" Bruised barked.

"He doesn't have an engagement outfit?"

"Bork!"

"He's totally freaking out?"

"Bork bork!"

"He's trapped in the OLD VALLEY MILL?!?!" Patton screamed.

"Bork bork!"

"OH, sorry, the old valley mall!!!" Patton corrected with a laugh.

There was a flood of screams and yells to get in the car and go.

"Omigod guys emergency!" The Delta Nu house sang.

"DONT TAKE THE FREEWAY!" Valerie screamed.

"No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!" The house sang

They all left the house and went to the mall to help Roman for his big day.

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Whoa 1060 words. That took me forever to write. But I'm so excited for this! This is my first fan fic ever! But I have read a whole ton!

Hope you enjoy!

Until next time guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Peace out!