Legally Blonde (Sanders Sides Prinxiety AU) (DISCONTINUED)

3. Serious

Damian and Roman walked out to the patio of the fanciest restaurant in all of Malibu. They sat down and Roman took Damians hand. They ate and then came the part of the night Roman was waiting for.

"Oh Damian, tonight's just perfect," Roman said, a dreamy look in his eyes as he stared at Damian.

"No your perfect," Damian replied.

"No you are."

"No you are."

"No you"

"No you"

"You- oh I'm even annoying myself!" Roman said and they both laughed.

"Roman, I want you to know how happy you've made me. I mean, every guy dreams of finding a girl who looks like you," Damian said with a lovesick look. "We both know why we're here, I see it in your eyes, I guess it calms my fears to know it's not a surprise. I thought one look at you, lookin like a dream come true, would leave me speechless like you always do. But now we're wide awake, we've got some plans to make, let's take some action baby!" Damian sang.

"So baby give me your hand," Roman debates which hand to give him, deciding on the left hand and giving it to him.

"I've got some dreams to make true, I've got the future all planned," he said looking towards the sky. "It's time to get serious, time to get serious, with you."

"I never thought that I-" roman started

"Oh honey, I'm not finished," Damian cut him off.

"Oh! Sorry!" Roman apologized. He found that quite common actually.

"Since I was two or three," Damian started, standing up and walking away slightly.

"Mhmmmmmm~" Roman vocalized, loving when he got all like this... talking about the future with him.

"My life's been planned out neat."

"Mhmmmmmm~"

"Is get my law degree."

"Yeah~"

"And then win my senate seat."

"Mmmmmmmm~"

"A big white house back East."

"Oh, oh,"

"All of the amenities,"

"Yeah~"

"Three kids at least,"

"Just like the Kennedy's" they both sang.

"Here's where our lives begin," Damian sang.

"Our lives begin,"

"Just where do you fit in?"

"Fit me in!" Roman said standing from his chair suddenly.

"I'll break it down now, baby," Damian sang out, not looking back towards him. "So baby give me your hand"

"Here's my hand, here's my hand," Roman sang, walking towards him and holding out his left hand.

"I've got some dreams to make true,"

"We both have dreams to make true," he sang with his left ring finger waving.

"I know that you'll understand."

"Oh yes I'll understand!"

"It's time to get serious! Time to get serious!" Damian started, "Serious!"

"Serious!"

"Gotta wake up and take our journey, serious!"

"Serious!"

"I'm telling you as a future attorney."

"Oh, oh"

"You want the moon and sky!" Roman put his hand on Damians back and held him close to him. "Then take it don't be shy!"

"Okay!"

"Baby, that's why you and I~"

"You and I~" Roman harmonized.

"Should break up!"

"Yes baby I'll give you my ha- wait wHAT! Your breaking up with me? I thought you were proposing!" Roman said as Damian led him to sit down in his chair.

"Oh- yeah- uh- I uh- I did talk to my parents about that pooh-bear." Damian started, getting down on one knee to kneel to his level and Roman let out a high pitched cry. "The expect a lot from me. I'm going off to Harvard Law School, a-a-and my brother's at Yale Law and so's his new wife and she's a Vanderbelt for Christ sake!"

"I'm not good enough for you? Damian I'm from Malibu. I'm not exactly trailer trash here! Richard Simmons is our neighbor!" Roman screeched with sobs escaping his mouth.

"Roman, if I'm going to be a senator when I'm thirty, I'm gonna need someone serious, less of a Marilyn more of a Jackie, serious, somebody classy and not too tacky."

"WHAT?!"

"Ok that came out wrong,"

"*sob* *sob*"

"Baby let's both be strong,"

"*sob* *sob*"

"I mean we've known all along~"

"Just shut up!" Roman screeched, "what does that mean? I'm not serious? But I'm seriously in love with you!" Roman said, his voice not above a whisper. He sobbed and left the restaurant with Damian standing by the table with a shocked look on his face.

"Baby my futures all planned," he sang with a sad tone, "I've got some dreams to make true," he turned to look at where Roman was leaving "I thought that you'd understand, it's time to get serious, time to get serious,"

"Check please,"

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Woooooo that took me forever to write. I've been working on my oneshots,which you should totally give me requests for, and have been pretty caught up in school work.

Anyways happy (late) thanksgiving

Take it easy guys gals and non-binary pals! Peace out!