Reasons why I (BEN), am the best Creepypasta.

Reasons why I am the best Pasta:

1: I'm hot.
There is no way you can say I'm not even a tiny bit hot without you lying.

2: I own almost every video game ever released.
So I get all of the gamer girls.

3: I have abs.
Please refer back to the 'I'm hot point'

4: I have elf ears.
I dunno, fangirls seem to find my ears attractive so there you go.

5: I can enter electronic devices.
There is no way you can tell me that it's not even SLIGHTLY cool.

6: I'm funny.
I'm a literal comedic genius... Kinda..

7: If I go to video game conventions, I don't need a cosplay I already am one.
I have both the cosplayer and gamer girls, are you jealous Joker Reject?

8: I'm pretty cute.
I am both hot and cute at the same time. I'm the man you have been waiting for your whole life.

9: I cry blood.
That's kinda cool I guess...

10: I have super sharp teeth.
Yep that's also pretty cool.

11: I have soft hair
Who cares if it smells kinda salty (Not my fault I drowned), it's still soft, and I'll let you play with it ;)