Puss In Humanity (Puss in Boots fanfic)

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I walked away from the robbery, I threw a grenade back at the building, and ran when I heard it click. I got round a corner and into an alleyway. I pulled on my mask, and ran down the alleyway, towards the street packed with masked people. I lost the guards, and climbed onto a roof, I was after the diamond of Zolger, but I knew someone was after it too, I knew not because I had evidence (which I didn't) but it was so valuable that someone would pay 10,000 shillings, yeah 10,000 of them. And my senses were right, someone else was after the diamond. He stood before me, and you wouldn't believe he was trying to go after it by the way he looked, he had long strawberry blonde hair, deep blue eyes.

"Ah señor, I see you are after the  diamond as well," He said. How dare he assume my gender. His voice had a deep Spanish accent. I shook my head and chuckled.

"Not a talker a? Well guess what, you ain't gonna get this diamond first," He said, I laughed. He stood there shook. I turned around slowly, there were two guards.

I ran, him close behind me, from by his form of running, I could tell he didn't rob often. I tripped, and he picked me up, the guards right behind us. Why was he helping me, he didn't know me?

We finally got a safe distance from the guards, well to put it short we lost the guards. I stopped.

"Why are you helping me?" I asked, he looked confused, "Like why did you help me get away from the guards?" He shrugged, I took off my gloves. I used my reflexes to charm him to give me an answer.

"My, my what cunning creature are you señor," The man said, in his deep seductive voice, I took of my
mask, "Señorita?"

"Mhm," I said, nodding my head and walking towards the bar.

"So what drink would you be getting? Pitot Noir? Chardonnay? Cider?" He asked. We walked into the bar. The men wolf whistled. The women gave me dirty looks. One man, who was with a load of other lads, got up.

"My my, I think I might need to take a few trips to the restroom, 'cause you are one tall glass of water," The man flirted. I scoffed and rolled my eyes. The man who saved me walked me to the bar stand.

"So, señorita, I never actually got your name," He said.

"Cromwell, Delilah Cromwell," I said.

"I'm Puss, Puss Francisco, but my amigos call me Puss in Boots," He said, and threw a small knife at a poster with his face on. Wanted... 10,000 shillings... I didn't have to go after that diamond, I could just turn Puss in? But if he gets turned in, I'd probably get turned in too, I mean I did just try to steal it. I'll give him a chance.

"What do you want, drinks are on me," Puss said, he put down a few gold coins, enough for two drinks each. The waitress nodded and went to get Puss two shots and same for me.

"So, what's with you? Why  are you stealing from the highest security vault, as well a women?"

"You're not the polite type are you Puss? You're very sexist," I scoffed.

"Alright," He said.

"Hey can we get another drink over here," I shouted.

"Well you will when we get an entertainer, our local musician got stuck on the way her, so if you happen to know a entertainer, you can get a drink then," She scowled. I raised an eyebrow.

"Do accept guitarists?" I asked.

Just pretend you wrote this

I finished playing, the whole bar fell into a applause.