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Harry (theboywholived22)has a new status:YO MAMA SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!

Harry:Yo mamas so old that she makes dumbledore look like a teen

Voldemort (thedarklord):Yo mamas so fat not even I can kill her!

Hermione (grangergirl1997):yo mamas so fat she makes hagrid look like warick davis

Voldemort:WHO THE CRUCIO IS WARICK DAVIS?

Harry:some muggle dude. Now back with the smackdown

Harry: yo mamas so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to a mountain troll

Hermione:yo mamas so stinky that not even dobby would accept a sock from her!

Voldemort:yo mamas...er...yo mama is .... OK you win.

Harry + hermione: PWNED!!!

Ron:Wat the hell was that about?

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