Stalin sighed, leading the Soviet Union was hard work. He rode down town to what people called the "Adult Entertainment Bar". He honestly didn't know why they didn't just call then strip bars or something like that. As Stalin walked in a strong smell of alcohol and cologne hit his nostrils. He walked to the waiter and said "double gin on the rocks" as he sat down at the bar stool. The waiter quickly brought him his drink and Stalin paid, he looked around as he realized something shocking.
