signs as criminals

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Aries: pickpocket ( not that much of a crime, but ok)
Taurus: drug dealer
Gemini: burglar
Cancer: fraud
Leo: hacker
Virgo: money launderer
Libra: creepy stalker oohhh
Scorpio: con artist
Sagittarius: murderer (damn typewriter tornado)
Capricorn: assassin
Aquarius: cult leader
Pisces: violent protest leader

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