This is going to be the list of things I said that don't make sense even in context so without further adieu, LET THE WEIRDNESS BEGIN.
"Bannanas remind me of lanky asians."
"the guy singing this songs sounds like he's singing about setting his cat on fire."
"TOOT, TOOT, FREIGHT TRAIN."
"BEEP, BEEP, BIG TRUCK."
"I'M GONNA DYE A SQUIRREL BRIGHT PINK."
" KILL IT WITH FECES."
"imma poke your monkey."
"EAT THE FRIGGIN CARROT NICK!"
"I LOVE OXYGEN."
"It tastes like mechanical air."
"GET THE CAT OUT THE TOILET!"
"OOH! FRIED EGGS AT THE MEXICAN BUFFET."
"CANNNAAADDDAAA!"
That's all for now, trust me if you like this i have more. my ADHD won't let me down.
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A collection of weird things I've said.
HumorI'm a weird guy I'll be the first to admit it, I'll also tell you I have no filter AT ALL. I think it, it comes out, and this has lead to a few weird things coming out and this will be a collection of my weird things that I should have thought thro...
