5sos/1D preferences

Good night texts //5sos

Ashton :

Drummer boyfriend: y/n I wanna cuddle you so badly I think I'm crying!

You: awe is someone missing there girlfriend ??xxx

Drummer boyfriend: yes and I'm horny I need help :/

You: eww.....im tired and that was tmi ! good night ashy xxxx

Drummer boyfriend: buuuut babe !!!!

Drummer boyfriend : fine then !

Drummer boyfriend : ugh plz

Drummer boyfriend :alright good night y/n

You:night ash ily

Dtummer boyfriend :I KNEW YOU WERE GETTING MY TEXTS YOU DIRTY DIRTY GIRL !!! pictures plz

You: night ashton go to sleep *image attached*

Drummer boyfriend : I WIN THE GAME OG LIFE

Mikey:

Kitten: y/n you know the way you left that box of strawberries at my house.....

You: yehhhhhhh....

Kitten : well ....um....i sort of ....um

You: MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT EAT MY STRAWBERRIES !!!!

kitten: I'm sorry xxx I'll take you strawberry picking tomorrow promise xxx

You: Fine also lunch and movie your paying !

Kitten : okay :)))) love you good night y/N xxx

You: you text me good night after eating my strawberries ughhhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna eat you in my dreams

Kitten : I think it's the other way around babe ;)

Luke:

Bff: cant sleep help?

You: fandom fact time my dear old friend?

BFF : fine.. but im starting This time y/N

You: kk

BFF: Harry styles has 4 nipples

You: LARRY IS AS REAL AS CAKE

Bff : CAKE ISNT REAL !!!

You: OH SHUT UP YOU KNOW YOU LOVE CALUM !

Bff: DO NOT

YOU: DO TOO

BFF: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

You: i over heard you saying to ashton "I think In in love with my best friend !

You:POINT PROVEN

BFF: I was talking about you .....

You: well larry shippers won't be too happy.........

CALUM:

Cal: well that's that

You: what's what?

Cal : wrong person sorry x

You : buttttt I wannnnnnna knowwwwwww!!!!

Cal: we were talking about nudes....

You : WHAT??? WHO DO YOU EVEN TEXT ABOUT NUDES....

cal:we were comparing our bodies....

You: with who?

Cal:niall............

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Idk I liked Luke's

QOTD: who is your favourite out of 1D and 5sos

AOTD: well out of 1D it has too be niall!!! bc perfection and I'm a MASHTON girl .. I know I'm a slut oh well

Have a nice day my beautiful strawberries 🍓🍓🍓🍓(I'm obsessed ) oh well